CelebrityFIST!

Apologies.  Not feeling it today.  …

*sigh* Today has not been a fun day.  In fact, today’s been a generally crap day.  “Shit on a shit sandwich” I believe is the phrase.  So, for today; no show, no snark.  Just pics.  While I mope and brood over here.

Notes:

• T-Bone Burnett won best song
• Molly Ringwald & Matthew Broderick introduce a tribute John Hughes.  Nicely done.
• Something weird happened during the speech for Best Documentary Short.  But I’m not sure what.
• Ben Stiller comes out as one of those Avatar thingies (with tail!).  A million geeks just came.
• Star Trek wins Best Makeup - somewhere Bill Shatner is saying “THAT SHOULD BE MIIIINE!“
• Robin Williams subs for Heath Ledger for the Best Supporting Actress intros.  Interesting choice.

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More notes:

• Kathy Ireland interviews Miley Cyrus - their collective IQs almost reaches double-digits
• Neil Patrick Harris is the coolest gay guy around.  (Really)
• Steve Martin makes a Nazi/Jew joke - it goes over flatly (gee wonder why)

Orsi Kocsis; various

Tiffany Tyler; Blue Jeans

Anna Torv; Esquire US

Chrissy Moran; red bikini

Maria Menounos; Tomb Raider premeire (07/2003)

Well rather than live-blogging the Oscars I’ll just be interjecting here and there with random notes … throw a bunch of celebrities your way so you won’t get bored.  And neither will I:

For example watching the red carpet here:

• Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a tanned skeleton
• Morgan Freeman looks like a pimp
• Jennifer Lopez enjoys the Oscars (especially since her label dropped her ass)
• Whoopie Goldberg tries to do a funny commercial about pissing in her pants - and fails (of course).

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Gonna put up another Eternal Summer post tonight but right now I have a pounding headache from last night and going back to bed and puke (not in that order, I hope).  Til then joy the women from around the world.  Remember love is not the international language.  Sex is!   (more…)