Posted by: Chaoz in Celebrity Goodies
Actual conversation at this moment:
Cock: Let’s go out. Chaoz: No, we’re staying in for a change. Plus we have to go on Wednesday to the club anyway. I want tits on me. NO. I need a blowjob. Jesus! You got 4 on Friday? WTF? I’m horny. You’re ALWAYS horny! Damn, you are such a - …dick? Shut up.
Anyway before I lose the argument… (more…)
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Posted by: Chaoz in Celebrity Goodies
I’m sure today is a day to celebrate something. Oh yeah, Fiesta starts ‘officially’ today. For those playing at home, its the biggest party here in town - basically 10 days to get shitfaced, arrested - wash, rinse, repeat.
Me? I don’t do it because: 1) too fucking expensive, 2) too fucking crowded, & 3) been arrested once and the enjoyment is HIGHLY overrated.
Nope, I fully intend to enjoy my ‘fiesta’ in a nice - chaotic - way. Hopefully involving taxis, blowjobs, and strippers (quite possibly all at once).
Enough balloon juice - here’s the eyecandy. (more…)
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Posted by: Chaoz in Celebrity Goodies
Don’t ask - all I’ll say is that combo I described earlier works REALLY well. … Maybe too well.
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Posted by: Chaoz in Celebrity Goodies
I learned that the only thing worse than going to work while you’re still sick is being KICKED OUT of work because you’re still sick. … Frankly I was embarrassed. Really. To me its like being a general told you can’t fight your battle cause you have the sniffles.
… Granted, I’m not general and it’s not a war and that yeah throwing on germs around sick people isn’t a good image, but still. So here I am home again (naturally). *sigh* It’s like fucking Groundhog Day.
Alright - I’ve got shit to post and I’m tired of all this crap clogging up the harddrive inhibiting my ability to download porn. So (cracks knuckles & hurts wrist) DAMMIT - anyway, I’m throwing out 10 sets today because I’m such a nice fucking guy.
Enjoy. (more…)
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Posted by: Chaoz in Celebrity Goodies
Oh and the hand? Yeah, good news is its not broken but my doc thinks its a torn tendon. So I still have the brace on. Any misspellings are unintentional.
Okay lets see what I can pull out with my one hand.
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Er, that sounded bad as I typed it. Anyway, enjoy!
(BTW, UpMyPhoto has changed formatting and no longer works on this blog, so I had to change to ImageBam) (more…)
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Posted by: Chaoz in Celebrity Goodies
First, I’d like to say that I would never marry someone like Coco Austin. Hell, I wouldn’t even DATE a woman like her.
Fuck her?
Yeah, pretty much the whole week thru. (more…)
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