CelebrityFIST!

Okay technically no beaches but a water park is close enough for me.  Enjoy! (more…)

Moving on… (more…)

Okay so “Drunktember” was a bit of a bust (mainly because I got crocked for most of it).  HOWEVER, I do have a consolation prize of sorts.  “Beach-mas” which will run from Dec. 25th thru January 5th.

…yes, I’ve turned the 12 Days of Christmas into a celebration of beach flesh… Look I can’t possibly go MORE to Hell at this point, okay?  If you don’t like it go to Beliefnet.com of something.

Anyway, I haven’t really scanned the pictures all that well for quality (I’m trying to make it last 12 days) so you’re gonna see some stinkers possibly.  The main criteria was that there was a beach involved (or bikinis or a pool).  Let’s face it - this isn’t rocket science and if I throw enough pictures up you’re BOUND to find something to fap off to.

So here’s day 1 - enjoy! (more…)

Well nice to know I’ve struck a cord with the Eternal Summer thing.  Don’t worry got back up since you all like the first so much.

Also, have to turn in early - I need to go buy a damn new tire (didn’t get a chance today).  Plus, its supposed to rain cats, dogs, and elephants over here.  So this will be it for today - sorry.

Hopefully the sight of amateur boobies will be enough for 24 hours   N’joi!  (more…)

And so we bid adieu to summer (at least in the Northern Hemi) and sail onward into fall…

>scratches record<
Like that?  Good.  Because I couldn’t stand summer worth a fuck. (more…)

So I finally decided you’re worth of these bikini shots.  Alright, I just found them on the HD and didn’t realize I had never posted them.

Also, see the Eternal Summer tag? (I’m talking to you Observer) Bikini and beach shots will forever be placed here.  Don’t worry the amateurs are coming… 

Enjoy for now!

To celebrate the upcoming summer (and my vacation) I thought we’d switch it up for a day and bring you nothing but topless women at the beach!!!  Enjoy!!! (more…)