CelebrityFIST!

Well, I’m six beers in.  Fortunately I have backup (’shows’ twelve pack box)…

Valerie Cormier, Valygirl

Sofi A; On The Stairs

A Rosie Jones compilation just to fuck shit up…

Some unknown platinum blonde that doesn’t make me forget The Ex right now. 

Lastly, Susann, Fishing

Gonna take a break from the celebrities for today and shift over to some general eyecandy - which of course means - MORE BOOBIES!

Yeah, I’d figure you’d like that my puppets!  Dance! Damn you!  Dance! Sorry got carried away there.  (more…)

I don’t do ‘theme’ posts.  Well at least I didn’t til today.  Purely by accident too.  I was uploading my pics for this post and I realized that the first four of the five sets were blonde.  Kinda weird since I’m not much into blondes (as you know redheads are my kryptonite).  Anyway, I decided that I hate to break a set; so if you like blondes - this is definitely the post to bookmark.  Enjoy! (more…)

Need more flesh than yesterday?  Here ya go!

Nina E - Spa Time

Susann - Stay With Me - one of my favorite models (for two obvious reasons)

Elena - Posing On White Sheets

Manuela - Black Dress

Lastly - Introducing Mina

Okay, if you see this post; that means that I couldn’t get outta work (wanted some extra time off).  Eh.  My loss is your gain since you get boobies (and more!).  Enjoy the pics!! (more…)

Old rule re-enforced:  Whatever the fuck I come across that looks interesting I’m gonna post it.  It may not be celeb-related but be at least boobie-related.  Can you dig it?

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Well I’ve made it home and apparently intact so to celebrate the New Year I thought I’d post some nice photos of Russian Cheerleaders!  Okay, maybe not ‘nude pictures of Lady Gaga‘ but it’ll have to do okay? (more…)

Ok, my original plans were to go out tonight solo to the club down the street for a Xmas party.  The only problem is that I’m 2 (heavily) spiked eggnogs, 1 Miller High Life, and 1 Dos Equis down already.  The party doesn’t start for another hour and a half.

Now, I flipped a coin to see whether I would go or not and it said to go.  Fortunately, I don’t live by a coin toss though I have used it force myself to make a decision on occasion.  Translation:  however the toss went, it forced me to decide whether I’d choose to abide by the coin or not.  Believe me, at times it’s better than waffling back and forth until the decision become pointless.

Anyway, coin says “I go” and I told the coin to “go fuck itself”.  Frankly my self-confidence has been in the shitter for awhile so I’m not gonna try to outwit it - especially drunk.  Most likely scenario is I go, get shitfaced and make an ass of myself (it has happened before).  No thanks.  Pass.

So instead here’s boobies.  (See, this had a point) (more…)

Okay, this is the deal.  I’m in a shitty mood, I’m home, and I might be off tomorrow.  Yeah, ‘might’.  Translation: you go out at your own risk.  And … I’m not.  Which is a WHOLE other set of issues I might get to eventually.

So what does this latest ‘episode’ mean?  Well in this case rather than having me rant about my exes (been there, done that).  Lets look at some boobies instead.  Otay?  Otay!

Seren Gibson - Front UK

Gaby Spanic in Hombre Spain (03/2008)

Candice Cardinelle - Foxes

Jessica Jaymes - Danni.com

Danni Woodward - Penthouse

Where do I start?  Do I start by saying I missed my Xmas party but brought food and a no one bothered to check why I didn’t stay?  Do I start with the conversation with #16 that she basically told me (in a ersatz way) that she doesn’t miss me but misses the $$$?  Do I start with the conversation with #17 a few days later that basically ended the same way?  Do I start with the fact that I manage to impress someone from Moskva with the little Russian I know - only to be asked if I can help her with her ’studies’?  (now granted this was at a stripclub so that’s kinda cheating, I admit)

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Well that kinda covers it actually.  Hmph.

Okay, fuck this.  I’m getting drunk and you all need tits (and pussy and whatever).  Here you go: (more…)