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The Public Shouldn’t Respect Celebrity, Celebrity Should Respect The Public
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Suspicously, her husband thinks her back needs to be hairier
Well the ’supposed’ big news surrounding Leann Rimes right now is that the reason she’s cheating on her husband (Dean Sheremet) is cuz her hubby has ‘teh ghey’. Apparently this was verified by Dean’s ‘cousin Pebbles’:
After a woman identifying herself as Dean Sheremet’s “cousin Pebbles” phoned Michigan’s Mojo in the Morning show Friday and dished about their marriage and his sexuality, LeAnn Rimes’s rep tells Usmagazine.com: “There is no known cousin Pebbles.”
On the radio, the so-called “Pebbles ” declared that Sheremet “doesn’t care” that Rimes had an affair with her TV movie costar Eddie Cibrian because “he’s gay.” The woman also added, “He’s been gay since he was probably five.”
And Leann’s rep had a suitable response:
“Although Dean and LeAnn never knew they had a cousin named Pebbles, they are glad to hear that she has come out of the woodwork,” he says. “Dean and LeAnn are also interested in connecting with their other long lost family members: Fred, Wilma, Barney and Bamm-Bamm. So Pebbles, please let us know if you have spoken to them, too.” (Ibid.)
Okay, I’ll admit it - this news is boring as dried old shit. She’s a beard? Big deal. Won’t be the first (or last). The only reason I posted this though is because I find it funny how it’s all over the blog-o-sphere (which means its a REAL slow news day) and how this is probably just to hype up Rimes upcoming movie. Hey it worked for Brad and Angelina, right?
Eh, to make up for it here’s some nice pics of Leann who really should no better than to marry a gay guy.
JLH is carry her ‘light’ lunch of double cheeseburgers in that bag
Okay - I REALLY drunk at this point so the following is from The Superficial (with my own editing):
Jennifer Love Hewitt apparently has voluminous needs which caused her fiance is a needy twit for Ross McCall to dump her [sorry fat-ass] on Christmas Eve of all days. Which means, either she’s got serious issues, or Ross is kind of a dick who probably could’ve waited until at least New Year’s. Maybe she bought you a Wii. Think, man, think.The Chicago Sun-Times reports:
Another longtime friend of Hewitt blames the way she gets involved with men. ‘’Jennifer wears her emotions too much on her sleeve. She’s too needy and often comes on too strong. I think the intensity of being with [Hewitt] finally is what scared off Ross.'’
Among the laundry list of men who have been involved with the actress in recent years are Jennifer Aniston’s current flame John Mayer, TV personality Carson Daly, actor and model Kip Pardue, writer Chris Benson, singer-songwriter Rich Cronin, entertainer Joey Lawrence, pro kayaker Brad Ludden and actor Will Friedle.
So, basically there’s a large-breasted, emotionally-vulnerable very chubby woman out there who probably has sex on the first date provided you promise to never speak to another female again, or she’ll stab you in your sleep eat you for lunch. Sweet! If the older brother from Boy Meets World got a chance, I should be golden. As long as I lie and say I’m Bill Gates Jr. Anyone seen my top hat and monocle laying around?
Damn … JLH was once a hottie now she falls into the slot that is also occupied by Sharon Osbourne’s kid. I know fat girls need love too, but really - they need to understand their limitations.
One of the two knows how to sing, the other is Jessica Simpson
I really don’t know what possesses some people to not move on with their lives. Take Michelle Pfeiffer. She’s made good coin in flicks and is even respected as an above-average actress. However, all that said what movie does she want to make - or remake? Grease. With who? Jessica Simpson.
No, really.
Michelle Pfeiffer is desperate to star in a remake of seventies movie musical GREASE - and she wants Jessica Simpson to play Sandy. The actress is desperately embarrassed about her performance in the ill-fated Grease 2, and wants to erase all memory of it by making a new version of the original film. Pfieffer is thrilled by reports Simpson is being touted to play prom queen Sandy Dumbrowski - and has her eye on the role of the comical Principal MCGee.
She says, “It’s a great idea, and I hear they would like to get Jessica Simpson for the role of Sandy. She would be good.” Pfeiffer adds of her own Grease experience, “I hated that film (Grease 2) with a vengeance and could not believe how bad it was. At the time, was young and didn’t know better… I hear it’s a cult movie now.” (source) (source)
Michelle, face it - you can remake all the movies in the world but you can never change the fact that you were in Grease 2. Why make a musical with a woman who last movie made about $1000 bucks? Granted Simpson has a singing voice but she’d be covered up for most of the movie and unless she sang nude in the end with her tits taking out her co-stars left and right, we’re not gonna wanna see it.
Worse, Daddy Simpson might wanna play Danny so he can have a make-out with Sandy in the movie, and that’s just wrong.
Well, according to The Daily Stab, British actress Gemma Arterton is the new Bond girl (she’s the one on the left, by the way):
British actress Gemma Arterton of the show St. Trinian (what show??) will be the next Bond girl. She has only been in a handful of films. The 22-year old beat out 1,500 other women to co-star with Daniel Craig in the movie which is tentatively titled Bond 22. Filming is set to start in January.
After getting the confirmation, Arterton sent an SMS to her mom saying, “I got Bond!”
An insider at the Bond studios Eon Productions said, “She has the modern look.”
Apparently, “the modern look” is kinda gay. Couple this with the fact that Bond is supposed to go buff in the next flick and - well - “Thunderball”* suddenly takes on a whole new meaning, doesn’t it? Not saying she’s not an attractive girl, but right now she has hairstyle that Michael Jackson and Tom Cruise would really go for, y’know.
Vanessa Hudgens has a problem. Not it’s not that she’s young. Or that she’s hot. Or that her naked body’s been plastered (and masturbated to) all over the world. No, her problem is her boyfriend. Or is that “girlyfriend”?
Though her hookup makes her the envy of teenage girls, Vanessa Hudgens isn’t thrilled with boyfriend Zac Efron. According to a report in Star Magazine, the “High School Musical” actress wants a little less metro in her male.
“She wants to date a man, not a little girl,” an insider revealed to Star. “Vanessa told (Zac) to stop being such a sissy and freaking out when he gets blemishes.”
The source went on to claim Zac nearly bailed on a birthday bash for Vanessa’s little sis, Stella, last month after spying an enormous zit on his cheek. “He just flipped out. He knew there were a bunch of girls at the party who worship him — and he didn’t want them all staring at his pimple.” (source)
She wants a man? Shit, I’m a man. What she needs is a guy who isn’t afraid to get his hands dirty. One who isn’t always making sure his nails are clean. She needs a man who’ll come to her, rip her clothing off, throw her on the bed and fuck her like the bitch in heat he probably is.
And Zac? Shit, he needs to go to prison. Seriously. Either it will make a man outta him or he’ll wind up being somebody’s bitch for a carton of Marlboros. Anyway you look at it, problem solved.
I’ve long decided that family - in general - is not where you really need to be raised with. Why? Well, most families are an accumulation of various psychoses and neuroses that have been taught and bred from one generation to the next. Ever wonder why the next generation is more fucked up than the last? Well, there you go.
But rather that go off the deep end pondering that mental turd; let’s look at a random example … say, the Hogans here. Now, daddy Hulk is washed-up former wrestler, momma Linda is a golddiggertrophy wife typical wife, daughter Brooke is budding porn starcumbucket pop star, and son Nick is a giant fuck-up.
Back in August, fuck-up Nick was charged with felony reckless driving after a crash leaves a friend in a coma, and after Nick was pulled over four times for speeding. So of course, the rest of the family has noted that they are TOTALLY against street racing and don’t condone it.
Welllllllllll, it’s too bad they didn’t say that a couple of years ago. Seems, those relentless investigators at ABC-TV in Tampa uncovered a video entitled “Vehicular Lunatics” in which both Linda and Brooke are racing these guys in their Mercedes S600:
At one point, Linda Bollea (Hogan) is seen alongside another car. Linda Bollea is driving a car identified as a Mercedes S600. Her daughter, Brooke is her passenger. Brooke says to the men in the adjacent car, “Wanna race?” One of the men replies, “Yeah! We love racing you! On three.” Brooke replies, “Let’s do this. Alright.” Then Linda Bollea says “Let’s kick it.”
The cars take off, but their speeds are not known.
Nick Bollea and his father Terry Jean, better known from his wrestling days as Hulk Hogan, are also seen in the documentary.
At one point in the documentary, his mother was asked how she feels about street racing. Her answer: “Oh, I love it. I love it. The rush, the speed on the road, stereo blasting, heart-pounding, racing in between all the cars, dodging the cops. It’s awesome.”
Nice to see that the family that races together, stays together. Right?
Poor Kirk Douglas. One tough cookie and great actor. He’s up there in years, but is alive and retired. So what happens the other day? He gets a full kiss from everyone’s favorite closet dweller, John Travolta!
See, Kirk Douglas is minding his own business and apparently awarding Travolta some sort of glass trophy named in his honor. He then goes to shake John’s hand.
Unfortunately, John is too busy looking at Kirk’s lips. Obviously, thinking “Alright! I’m gonna get a statue and get some! It must be my lucky night!” Jesus, John, HE CAN’T CLOSE HIS FUCKING LIPS! HE’S OLD! I’m just glad Travolta just didn’t drop trou expecting even more!
Of course, by the time Kirk realizes what’s happening; Travolta’s already got an arm around him to make sure he doesn’t go anywhere! “No, Kirk. Let me enjoy this!” What’s kinda disturbing is the guy clapping his arms apparently cheering John on while also secretly wishing it was him who was being kissed. Oh yes, Barbarino - take me now!
And Kirk? Well, he’s in his “happy place” at this time.
This one is the kicker - on the right you have Travolta’s shit-eating smile and on the left you have an old geezer who has the look that says “This goddamn cocksucker KISSED me! If I was 30 years younger, I would kick his pansy ass to New York and back!” We’re behind you all the way, Kirk!
I’m feel pretty / Oh, so pretty…
Remember this picture? Yeah, unfortunately, so do I. Anyway, a lot of us in BlogLand dismissed these are Photoshop fakes and moved onto more serious things (like Britney, Paris, etc).
Well - guess what? I think their legit. Cuz now the stripper photographer who took them is now suing DeLaHoya for $100 MILLION DOLLARS! (Dr. Evil pinky) ZOINKS!
First of all, isn’t a tad ironic that a white Michael Jackson manages to cover up the Ebony logo?
Okay, well Michael Jackson is back in the news - no, not “Jesus Juice” this time. Nope. According to TMZ, it seems the pigmented-challenged entertainer is behind on his payments on the Neverland Boy Brothel Ranch. About $23.2 million behind. Ouch.
Of course, we’re supposed to feel bad for him and see him as the victim of all this? If I was down $23 mil; I’d already be breaking rocks in prison. Nice try, Jacko; but no dice.
You can read the very boring foreclosure notice here.
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