CelebrityFIST!

Sometimes its easier just to sit back and watch ya know?  (From DailyFill)

Megan Fox hates being a sex symbol. The “Transformers” star - who is regularly voted the world’s sexiest woman - wants to be known for her acting skills rather than her stunning looks.

She told Empire magazine: “You can’t be a sex symbol 24 hours a day. I can’t be a professional celebrity or a professional sexpot. I can’t do that to myself.”

See sexy pics of Megan!

“I just want to work and make the right choices, and study and develop as an actress.”

See photos of Megan going to a work lunch!

“I don’t want to be on the cover of every magazine that exists. I want to try not to do that. It’s my job to show people something different.”

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I don’t know if DailyFill was being ironic about all this but I’m sure Megan will be thrilled. 

Hate to see you go, but love to watch you leave…
Still in the shitmire that is my life.  Actually told a friend, “I’m bored, I’m gonna get a girl pregnant.”

He then proceed to smack me upside the head, for which I’m grateful.

Anyway, speaking of sticking it in - here’s Megan Fox doing …. well nothing really.  Which is now her basic problem.

Yes, she’s hot.  Yes, give me 24 hours with her, a bottle of Viagra, and an I.V.; I’d gladly turn her into a glazed donut (inside and out).  But …. she’s a sex toy as far as I can tell.  Little talent, little actual charisma, nice features and a shitload of ink.  Worth a tumble in the sack.  Hell ya.  But, make sure she leaves in the morning, ya know?

No I concede that my odds of banging her in reality are the same as winning the lottery.  Though if I DID win the lottery, THEN she’d probably bang. 

She’s the stripper who acts like she wants to fuck you really bad but its just an act so she can squeeze more money outta ya.  Take it from experience, there’s no fun in that!

Megan Fox the ‘other’ tattooed goddess working it in Milan.

Gianne Albertoni flood:  she’s a Brazilian model who was giving Naomi Campbell and Claudia Schiffer a run for their money — when she was only 13!  She’s 26 now.

To offset that, how about Rhian Sudgen showing off her vertical smile!

Olivia Munn’s tits are hanging onto dear life at the Semi-Pro premiere.

Last but NOT least today, Abi Titmuss shows us how to pose totally nude and still not show anything.  I’ll take what I can get…