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CelebrityFIST! » Archive for Something Different

Archive for the “Something Different” Category

You’ve got to wash your ass…

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One of the great ones - sorry but its a clean set.  Can’t win them all.  :P
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Because we all need a laugh on a Monday…

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I’m drunk.  YAY!

So in honor(?) of that lets see some “tributes to alcohol”.  Skol! (more…)

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I am a great Foster Brooks fan.  He is easily one of those comedians whose legacy has been bulldozed for the sake of POLITICAL CORRECTNESS.  I put that in capitals because its screams in the ears of those who have to put up with it.  Once upon a time, it was a good thing (but all roads to Hell are paved with good intentions, no?) - don’t make fun certain people simply because of their skin tone or religion or traditions.  Fine.

Now?  :roll: Everyone gets and ‘A’ for coming to class!  Everyone gets a ‘participants’ trophy (not just a ribbon)!  Make everything fair!  W? T? F?

I could go on but I don’t wanna wreck this intro.  Lets turn back the clock just far enough that we can enjoy Foster Brooks and his celebrity roast of Sammy Davis Jr.  PC?  Fuck No.  Don’t like it?  Fuck You.

Enjoy!!

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No one spoke about the perverted basis of male/female relationships like Sam Kinison.  There’s a brief audio clip of him during his time as a minister, neat stuff.  The rest of course is GOLD.  Enjoy!

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I like Chris Rock.  He can be a dick sometimes but he pretty much tells it like it is from my head.  So without further ado - Chris Rock reminding me why I’m glad I’m not married (at least).

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Okay time to get a little light-hearted.  Here’s a classic Don Hertzfeldt cartoon titled “Ah, L’Amour”.

SURELY THIS WILL MAKE ME FORGET MY TROUBLES!!

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Maybe not. :???:

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And now in our resurrected “Something Different” - we bring back from the dead: Bill Hicks!

I figured I’ve got a whole internet of crap to entertain you guys.  Some of it thought-provoking, some of it - uh, not so much.  This is the former.  ;)

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Found this and decided this is something to tide you guys over while I watch my Texas Longhorns play Alabama.  My team is a 4 point underdog but they were last time when they beat USC.  Anyhoo, I’ll be watching that and then working a morning shift(!) at work so I won’t be on later tonight.  Sorry.

However, I think this is a good way of getting a nice 10 minute lobotomy so enjoy it!

Oh and HOOK’EM HORNS!

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