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Apr 20 2010

Celebrity Goodies For 04/20/10 (The “I’ve Got Nothing” Ed.)

Posted by: Chaoz in On The Carpet, Out and About, Celebrity Goodies, Photoshoots

Yeah, I’ve got nothing. I’m on beer 5, Patron is waiting for me and why is it that everytime I have more than 5 people in my life ~~I have to~~ *snip* self-baleeted for content

Demi Moore; outside David Letterman Show (04/20/2010) - it’s too bad she’s such a twat otherwise she’d still be worth fapping too (for a Barbie doll)

Kellita Smith; Stuff US (02/2003) - only because we need more black women on the site. And I DO love’em dark (and lite, and mocha, and cream, and red, and …)

Rie Rasmussen; Elle US (05/2010) - there a bunch of sets in Elle this month. All shit except for this one.

Kate Bosworth; Palm Springs (04/19/2010) - She looks good for a 14-year-old. Uh, too bad she’s 28.

Lets end on an ‘up’ note: Ashley Roberts; washing her car in Santa Monica (04/19/2010) - HOLY SHIT! Btw, someone forgot to block out her license plate in pic #8. OOPS!

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Apr 13 2010

Celebrity Goodies For 04/13/10 (Going To Hell Ed.)

Posted by: Chaoz in Got Milk?, Out and About, Whore-lywood, Celebrity Goodies, Photoshoots

No jump - too lazy

Katy Perry; NYC (04/13/2010) - its really not fair someone as irritating as her should look even partly sexy…

Tila Nguyen; still alive and as skanky as ever at Sirius XM (04/12/2010) - from a simply ‘ho’ point of view; I’d hit it … then I’d HIT it (I’ll leave it up to you in what order I mean)

Zoe Saldana; Self Magazine (05/2010) - I actually liked her more BEFORE ‘Star Trek‘.

Holly Peers; Nuts UK (04/2010) - because you can NEVER have enough British tits

Last (but or so not least) Christina Hendricks; Unknown Photoshoot - things I wanna do with her would be illegal just THINKING about them…

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Feb 03 2010

Celebrity Goodies For 02/03/10 (Hedgehog Spaghetti Carbonara Ed.)

Posted by: Chaoz in Out and About, Whore-lywood, Celebrity Goodies, Photoshoots

500g spaghetti, 30ml olive oil, 250g lean hedgehog, 1 medium onion (chopped), 125ml water, 60ml dry white wine, 4 eggs, 60ml double cream, 100g grated parmesan cheese

• chop hedgehog into small chunks

• beat eggs and cream together in a bowl. Add half the parmesan cheese

• put pasta in boiling water

• put onions and hedgehog chunks in pan with olive oil on medium heat until onions are almost clear

• add wine and reduce heat

• drain pasta when cooked, combine it with egg, cream and cheese mix

• add meat, onions and wine without draining fat and mix thoroughly

• garnish with remaining parmesan

• serve immediately

What? You thought I was joking!?

Anyway, here’s some eyecandy (if you can stomach it). (more…)

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Feb 02 2010

Celebrity Goodies For 02/02/10 (Hedgehog Day Ed.)

Posted by: Chaoz in On The Carpet, Out and About, Whore-lywood, Celebrity Goodies, Photoshoots

Happy Hedgehog Day from ChaozCentral. What? “Groundhog Day”? Nah, we don’t these lame ass holidays here. Instead of the fat ass groundhog we use a lovely hedgehog we found on the side of the road in Tuscaloosa. So his name is ‘Tuscaloosa Tim’. And no, we don’t check the fucking weather with Tim. Nope, the rules are simple - if Tim talks, every man will get a blowjob in the next 24 hours. If he doesn’t talk, we no such luck.

Let’s see … Okay Tim - DO YOUR STUFF!

“…”

C’mon. Just one syllable.

“…”

SHIT, well maybe next time guys! How about some eyecandy instead! Tomorrow, I’ll be showing you how to hedgehog burgers!! Bon Appetit! Pics after the jump!! (more…)

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Jan 26 2010

Celebrity Goodies For 01/26/10 (Late Night Ed.)

Posted by: Chaoz in On The Carpet, Out and About, Celebrity Goodies, Photoshoots

Still tripping (and drinking) but before I get too blitzed…

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Jan 12 2010

Anna Friel - London 01/10/10

Posted by: Chaoz in Out and About, Celebrity Goodies

Anna Friel is just one of those ladies who just looks like she could fuck all night long. Maybe its the hair or may the she uses that coy pose with her legs. I dunno. All I know is that while I tend to go much younger for my ‘activities’, she’s one I’d bend the rules (and my dick) for.

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Dec 24 2009

Celebrity Goodies For 12/23/09 (Pre-Party Ed.)

Posted by: Chaoz in Out and About, Celebrity Goodies, Photoshoots

Well, I’m off the next four days. While it’ll be nice to see the family etc., I’m more happy that I won’t have to be sorry-ass coworkers for the next four days! WOOT! (more…)

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Nov 20 2009

Celebrity Goodies For 11/19/09

Posted by: Chaoz in Has-Beens, On The Carpet, Out and About, Celebrity Goodies

Is it possible to hate a job so much you almost love it? :shrugs:

Feh, here’s some pretty pictures (ooh, babeage!) (more…)

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Nov 03 2009

Paris Hilton - It’s About Fuckin’ Time

Posted by: Chaoz in My Bad, Out and About, Paris

Doug looked up ‘herpes’ in the dictionary…

Every once in while I see something that shouldn’t make me happy but does. In this case, intensely. The above picture definitely falls into that category.

So what does it take to want to choke Paris Hilton? Besides simply existing?

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt went at each other last night in front of the paparazzi. The two were out celebrating Halloween and apparently the shit hit the fan when they got in an argument inside their limo and Doug threw Paris’ phone out the window. Paris was reportedly yelling “I’m going to kill you” which prompted Doug to wrap his hands around her neck until a mutual friend pulled her out of the car. (Sauce)

Frankly I’d have choked her for making wear that retarded get-up that he’s wearing if nothing else.

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Nov 02 2009

Christina Ricci: I’d Thought She’d Look Better Than This

Posted by: Chaoz in Out and About, Celebrity Goodies

I’m disappointed by this shots of Christina Ricci in a bikini. Maybe a thousand years ago (like 6) she’d be killer in that bikini. Now? Eh. It’s kinda like looking at a cousin who used to be hot but now popped a few kids and just doesn’t have it going on anymore.

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Not that I had a hot cousin. Or a cousin for that matter. Forget it.

BTW, the dude? No idea who he is but is probably like the 10th dude she’s been with in the past month or so. :shrugs: She likes to try all 31 flavors at the ice cream shop I guess (too bad they all seem to be vanilla).