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500g spaghetti, 30ml olive oil, 250g lean hedgehog, 1 medium onion (chopped), 125ml water, 60ml dry white wine, 4 eggs, 60ml double cream, 100g grated parmesan cheese

• chop hedgehog into small chunks

• beat eggs and cream together in a bowl. Add half the parmesan cheese

• put pasta in boiling water

• put onions and hedgehog chunks in pan with olive oil on medium heat until onions are almost clear

• add wine and reduce heat

• drain pasta when cooked, combine it with egg, cream and cheese mix

• add meat, onions and wine without draining fat and mix thoroughly

• garnish with remaining parmesan

• serve immediately

What?  You thought I was joking!?

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Happy Hedgehog Day from ChaozCentral.  What?  “Groundhog Day”?  Nah, we don’t these lame ass holidays here.  Instead of the fat ass groundhog we use a lovely hedgehog we found on the side of the road in Tuscaloosa.  So his name is ‘Tuscaloosa Tim’.  And no, we don’t check the fucking weather with Tim.  Nope, the rules are simple - if Tim talks, every man will get a blowjob in the next 24 hours.  If he doesn’t talk, we no such luck.

Let’s see … Okay Tim - DO YOUR STUFF!

“…”

C’mon.  Just one syllable.

“…”

SHIT, well maybe next time guys!  How about some eyecandy instead!  Tomorrow, I’ll be showing you how to hedgehog burgers!!  Bon Appetit!  Pics after the jump!! (more…)

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Still tripping (and drinking) but before I get too blitzed…

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Anna Friel is just one of those ladies who just looks like she could fuck all night long.  Maybe its the hair or may the she uses that coy pose with her legs.  I dunno.  All I know is that while I tend to go much younger for my ‘activities’, she’s one I’d bend the rules (and my dick) for.

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Well, I’m off the next four days.  While it’ll be nice to see the family etc., I’m more happy that I won’t have to be sorry-ass coworkers for the next four days!  WOOT! (more…)

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Is it possible to hate a job so much you almost love it?  :shrugs:

Feh, here’s some pretty pictures (ooh, babeage!) (more…)

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Doug looked up ‘herpes’ in the dictionary…

Every once in while I see something that shouldn’t make me happy but does.  In this case, intensely.  The above picture definitely falls into that category.

So what does it take to want to choke Paris Hilton?  Besides simply existing?

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt went at each other last night in front of the paparazzi. The two were out celebrating Halloween and apparently the shit hit the fan when they got in an argument inside their limo and Doug threw Paris’ phone out the window. Paris was reportedly yelling “I’m going to kill you” which prompted Doug to wrap his hands around her neck until a mutual friend pulled her out of the car. (Sauce)

Frankly I’d have choked her for making wear that retarded get-up that he’s wearing if nothing else.
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I’m disappointed by this shots of Christina Ricci in a bikini.  Maybe a thousand years ago (like 6) she’d be killer in that bikini.  Now?  Eh.  It’s kinda like looking at a cousin who used to be hot but now popped a few kids and just doesn’t have it going on anymore.

Not that I had a hot cousin.  Or a cousin for that matter.  Forget it.

BTW, the dude?  No idea who he is but is probably like the 10th dude she’s been with in the past month or so.  :shrugs:  She likes to try all 31 flavors at the ice cream shop I guess (too bad they all seem to be vanilla).

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Let’s face it.  Planet Hollywood is as played out as Tila Nguyen.  Hell, we have one here in town (it’s an unofficial rule that when something gets built here, it’s already died out).  Anyway, I’ve been to one once and it was over-priced, crap food, and too fucking ‘busy’.  Kinda like squeezing a Universal Theme Park into a closet.

Well, Amber Heard went to the one at NYC and … WHOLE FUCKING JUMPIN’ JESUS!  :shock:

Granted, its the stilletos making this outfit and making me drool.  The tight ass … um, pants don’t hurt either (at least not me).  You gotta love the last pic where she has that “Tee hee, why does everyone want an autograph from me?”

Trust me girl, they’re settling for an autograph.  What these guys want is you bent over their table with those pants pull down a you saying, “Would you like a salad with that?”

Oh, so I’m guessing.

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She’s just fat.

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