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Oct 14 2009

Amber Heard Gives Us One Reason To Go To Planet Hollywood

Posted by: Chaoz in Gratuitous Goodies, Out and About

Let’s face it.  Planet Hollywood is as played out as Tila Nguyen.  Hell, we have one here in town (it’s an unofficial rule that when something gets built here, it’s already died out).  Anyway, I’ve been to one once and it was over-priced, crap food, and too fucking ‘busy’.  Kinda like squeezing a Universal Theme Park into a closet.

Well, Amber Heard went to the one at NYC and … WHOLE FUCKING JUMPIN’ JESUS!  :shock:

Granted, its the stilletos making this outfit and making me drool.  The tight ass … um, pants don’t hurt either (at least not me).  You gotta love the last pic where she has that “Tee hee, why does everyone want an autograph from me?”

Trust me girl, they’re settling for an autograph.  What these guys want is you bent over their table with those pants pull down a you saying, “Would you like a salad with that?”

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Oh, so I’m guessing.

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Oct 01 2009

BREAKING NEWS: Alyssa Milano Sez She’s NOT Pregnant

Posted by: Chaoz in Out and About
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She’s just fat.

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Sep 19 2009

Kristin Cavallari Shows Off Her Balloons!!

Posted by: Chaoz in Out and About

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Sorry.  JUST her balloons.  They are a nice set of balloons though (flower shaped too).

As you can guess, Kristin Cavallari is just shooting some pics as she was headed to a Fashion Week party in New York earlier in the week.  So basically, while working my ass off for 11 hours for 8 hours pay, this bitch gets to run around in a short dress while carrying a flower-balloon sculpture.  Nice.

And then They wonder why we snark them, eh??

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Sep 17 2009

Time For Lindsay Lohan (Cuz I Sed So)

Posted by: Chaoz in Jailbait Hijinks, Lindsay, Out and About

Great thing about gettin’ drunk at home?  You can get ticketed for SWI (surfing while intoxicated).  However, then you have to wonder $600 worth of electronics you don’t need (true story). (more…)

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Sep 15 2009

Blake Lively Got PUFFIES!!

Posted by: Chaoz in Gratuitous Goodies, Got Milk?, Out and About

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Bald dude’s lucky his wife is on the phone…  :lol:

You want the latest shit about Kanye West?  OF COURSE NOT! (throws papers out)

How about Blake Lively at the US Open showing off her puffy nipples?  Better?

Thought so. (more…)

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Sep 03 2009

Lindsay Lohan Has A Saggy Rack That Leaks(?)

Posted by: Chaoz in Lindsay, Out and About, The Flash!

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Okay - maybe it doesn’t leak.  Still, Lindsay Lohan’s ability to be hot is decreasing exponentially is currently proportional to angle of declination of her mammary glands!  (Translation - more sag, more hag)

The fact that she’s only 23 is astonishing and yet I’m ever hopeful that as her star quality sags (so to speak) the probability of getting her to do a blowjob on tape increase (which I would sell ensuring a supply of beer lasting … well maybe a month).

BTW - she’s cutting again (left forearm).
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Sep 03 2009

Pink Can Break Your Dick Off AND Stuff It In YOUR Ass :(

Posted by: Chaoz in Fetish, Fuglies, Out and About

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PINK SMASH!

I’ll make this short and sweet - I prefer my females looking … FEMALE.  I mean I don’t need fucking perfection (hell, I don’t mind a little cushion for pushin’) but I draw the line when a woman’s got bigger guns than I do.  That’s just fucking gross.

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Unless she sucks a mean dick and swallows.  Then all bets are off.  :P

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Aug 26 2009

Jon Gosselin Has His Next Biatches Lined Up

Posted by: Chaoz in Never-Was, Rant, Out and About

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I rarely post anything about Jon or Mary Gosselin (for those who don’t know - lucky you), suffice that this narcissistic divorced reality TV show couple should really do the world a favor and just jump off it. (more…)

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Aug 25 2009

Carmen Electra Gettting A Little Chunky

Posted by: Chaoz in Has-Beens, Out and About

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Ah, who can forget the halcyon days when Carmen Electra started as a singer and Prince protege?  No really, it’s true!  I actually bought her “Go-Go Dancer” EP when it came out eons ago (it sucked, but she was hot on the cover).

Well since then, Carmen’s exposed herself more times than a burlesque dancer and Prince has had 42 names changes.  I guess it little surprise that she’s starting to get a little paunchy.  Maybe it’s too much of that melon she’s eating.

Or semen.  Either way.

Where here she is in Greece (the country, not the cooking kind) basting in the sun and not a airbrush to be found.  However, it seems like she knows she’s being photographed since she strikes an extended leg pose for no apparent reason.  Ah, such modesty…
You know if someone can make bodysuit that works like a walking version of Photoshop - that person will become the richest dude on Earth.  Hmm, gives me something to work on now.  :P

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Aug 24 2009

Sophia Bush Don’t Need No STEENKING Pants!

Posted by: Chaoz in Gratuitous Goodies, Out and About

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Now looking at Sophia Bush’s resume she’s an apparent C-lister actress (and “spokesperson” according to Wiki?).  Apparently, one thing missing from that resume is she has really nice looking legs and doesn’t own a pair of pants. (more…)

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