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Mar 02 2010

Celebrity Goodies (II) For 03/02/10 (Beer & Xanax Ed., Part 17)

Posted by: Chaoz in On The Carpet, The Flash!, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Celebrity Goodies, Photoshoots

Sorry had to go get some beer to take with my Xanax … mmm, “Quadruple Equis” is gooooooood….
Okay, here’s a second dose for today (since the first was at about 1am).  Enjoy!

Laetitia Casta … Audrina Partridge …  Jennifer Love Hewitt … Marisa Miller … Amanda Seyfried

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Feb 03 2010

Celebrity Goodies For 02/03/10 (Hedgehog Spaghetti Carbonara Ed.)

Posted by: Chaoz in Out and About, Whore-lywood, Celebrity Goodies, Photoshoots

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500g spaghetti, 30ml olive oil, 250g lean hedgehog, 1 medium onion (chopped), 125ml water, 60ml dry white wine, 4 eggs, 60ml double cream, 100g grated parmesan cheese

• chop hedgehog into small chunks

• beat eggs and cream together in a bowl. Add half the parmesan cheese

• put pasta in boiling water

• put onions and hedgehog chunks in pan with olive oil on medium heat until onions are almost clear

• add wine and reduce heat

• drain pasta when cooked, combine it with egg, cream and cheese mix

• add meat, onions and wine without draining fat and mix thoroughly

• garnish with remaining parmesan

• serve immediately

What?  You thought I was joking!?

Anyway, here’s some eyecandy (if you can stomach it).  :P (more…)

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Feb 02 2010

Celebrity Goodies For 02/02/10 (Hedgehog Day Ed.)

Posted by: Chaoz in On The Carpet, Out and About, Whore-lywood, Celebrity Goodies, Photoshoots

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Happy Hedgehog Day from ChaozCentral.  What?  “Groundhog Day”?  Nah, we don’t these lame ass holidays here.  Instead of the fat ass groundhog we use a lovely hedgehog we found on the side of the road in Tuscaloosa.  So his name is ‘Tuscaloosa Tim’.  And no, we don’t check the fucking weather with Tim.  Nope, the rules are simple - if Tim talks, every man will get a blowjob in the next 24 hours.  If he doesn’t talk, we no such luck.

Let’s see … Okay Tim - DO YOUR STUFF!

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C’mon.  Just one syllable.

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SHIT, well maybe next time guys!  How about some eyecandy instead!  Tomorrow, I’ll be showing you how to hedgehog burgers!!  Bon Appetit!  Pics after the jump!! (more…)

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Jan 31 2010

Going Going… - Alison Brie At Her Complex Mag Shoot

Posted by: Chaoz in Celebrity Goodies, Photoshoots
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We here at ChaozCentral strive to bring you shit no one wants you to see.  Like this photoshoot video from Complex Magazine with Alison Brie.  Frankly I have no idea who she is, the video is way short, and the magazine is too small to be important.
However, since they’ve been deleting the video left and right we feel it is ‘important’ for you to see (at least till it gets deleted as well).

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Jan 29 2010

Celebrity Goodies For 01/29/10 (Boobilicious Ed.)

Posted by: Chaoz in Celebrity Goodies, Photoshoots

More nudity, yay!  (more…)

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Jan 28 2010

Celebrity Goodies For 01/28/10

Posted by: Chaoz in On The Carpet, Celebrity Goodies, Photoshoots

I see a pattern forming here….

No wait that’s just my spinning.  Never mind.  Enjoy! (more…)

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Jan 26 2010

Celebrity Goodies For 01/26/10 (Late Night Ed.)

Posted by: Chaoz in On The Carpet, Out and About, Celebrity Goodies, Photoshoots

Still tripping (and drinking) but before I get too blitzed…

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Jan 26 2010

Celebrity Goodies For 01/26/10

Posted by: Chaoz in On The Carpet, Celebrity Goodies, Photoshoots

Well we had a Gratuitous yesterday so lets go a little more Celebrity.  Don’t worry there’s one nude set in this mix so you all don’t fall asleep during this post.  :P   Enjoy!! (more…)

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Jan 20 2010

Commercial Break (Courtesy Of Agent Provocateur) (x69)

Posted by: Chaoz in Miscellaneous Shit, Sex Sells, Celebrity Goodies, Photoshoots

I thought I’d try writing some ad copy for Agent Provocateur since I still want earn some cash and don’t wanna have to spend too much time on it.  Ya know since the regular job just keeps me level (damn drinking binges and mysterious credit charges!) and since my “earn money as a medical claims processor” job hasn’t quite panned out.  And since this blogging earns me - oh - whats zero divided by infinity?  :P

Anyway, *ahem* “Looking to put that spark back in your relationship?   Tired of the same in-and-out?  Bored with the ‘lumberjack and international jewel thief’ scenarios?  Try Agent Provocateur lingerie as a ’spice’ in the sexy soup that you make!  The lingerie is sure to get that ‘wiggle back in your tiggle’ as our lovely Silvia Dimitrova shows you that anyone can look good in our lingerie.  Even your wife?  Or girlfriend.  Or mistress.  Or ’significant other’.  Or ‘real doll’.  Or that mannequin you swiped from the Salvation Army.

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Needs work?  Well here’s Silvia anyway showing off what they have (and SHE has as well!). (more…)

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Jan 19 2010

Tiffani Amber Theissen Flashback (x75)

Posted by: Chaoz in Jailbait Hijinks, Celebrity Goodies, Photoshoots

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Okay, first off Tiffani Amber Theissen was only 15 when these pics were shot (so don’t bitch you weren’t aware).  That said - Miley Cyrus THINKS this is how SHE looks!  :roll:
Beyond that I’ve got nothing. (more…)

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