CelebrityFIST!

Yeah, I’ve got nothing.  I’m on beer 5, Patron is waiting for me and why is it that everytime I have more than 5 people in my life I have to *snip* self-baleeted for content

Demi Moore; outside David Letterman Show (04/20/2010) - it’s too bad she’s such a twat otherwise she’d still be worth fapping too (for a Barbie doll)

Kellita Smith; Stuff US (02/2003) - only because we need more black women on the site.  And I DO love’em dark (and lite, and mocha, and cream, and red, and …)

Rie Rasmussen; Elle US (05/2010) - there a bunch of sets in Elle this month.  All shit except for this one.

Kate Bosworth; Palm Springs (04/19/2010) - She looks good for a 14-year-old.  Uh, too bad she’s 28. 

Lets end on an ‘up’ note:  Ashley Roberts; washing her car in Santa Monica (04/19/2010) - HOLY SHIT!  Btw, someone forgot to block out her license plate in pic #8.  OOPS!

No jump - too lazy

Katy Perry; NYC (04/13/2010) - its really not fair someone as irritating as her should look even partly sexy…

Tila Nguyen; still alive and as skanky as ever at Sirius XM (04/12/2010) - from a simply ‘ho’ point of view; I’d hit it … then I’d HIT it (I’ll leave it up to you in what order I mean)

Zoe Saldana; Self Magazine (05/2010) - I actually liked her more BEFORE ‘Star Trek‘.

Holly Peers; Nuts UK (04/2010) - because you can NEVER have enough British tits

Last (but or so not least) Christina Hendricks; Unknown Photoshoot - things I wanna do with her would be illegal just THINKING about them… 

Need nips?  Here ya go.

Just posted up recently.  GQ is notorious for taking down unauthorized postings so lets see how long the video lasts.  Which is kinda cool.

Sorry had to go get some beer to take with my Xanax … mmm, “Quadruple Equis” is gooooooood….
Okay, here’s a second dose for today (since the first was at about 1am).  Enjoy!

Laetitia Casta … Audrina Partridge …  Jennifer Love Hewitt … Marisa Miller … Amanda Seyfried

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500g spaghetti, 30ml olive oil, 250g lean hedgehog, 1 medium onion (chopped), 125ml water, 60ml dry white wine, 4 eggs, 60ml double cream, 100g grated parmesan cheese

• chop hedgehog into small chunks

• beat eggs and cream together in a bowl. Add half the parmesan cheese

• put pasta in boiling water

• put onions and hedgehog chunks in pan with olive oil on medium heat until onions are almost clear

• add wine and reduce heat

• drain pasta when cooked, combine it with egg, cream and cheese mix

• add meat, onions and wine without draining fat and mix thoroughly

• garnish with remaining parmesan

• serve immediately

What?  You thought I was joking!?

Anyway, here’s some eyecandy (if you can stomach it).  (more…)

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Feb 02 2010

Celebrity Goodies For 02/02/10 (Hedgehog Day Ed.)

Posted by: Chaoz in On The Carpet, Out and About, Whore-lywood, Celebrity Goodies, Photoshoots

Happy Hedgehog Day from ChaozCentral.  What?  “Groundhog Day”?  Nah, we don’t these lame ass holidays here.  Instead of the fat ass groundhog we use a lovely hedgehog we found on the side of the road in Tuscaloosa.  So his name is ‘Tuscaloosa Tim’.  And no, we don’t check the fucking weather with Tim.  Nope, the rules are simple - if Tim talks, every man will get a blowjob in the next 24 hours.  If he doesn’t talk, we no such luck.

Let’s see … Okay Tim - DO YOUR STUFF!

“…”

C’mon.  Just one syllable.

“…”

SHIT, well maybe next time guys!  How about some eyecandy instead!  Tomorrow, I’ll be showing you how to hedgehog burgers!!  Bon Appetit!  Pics after the jump!! (more…)

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Jan 31 2010

Going Going… - Alison Brie At Her Complex Mag Shoot

Posted by: Chaoz in Celebrity Goodies, Photoshoots

We here at ChaozCentral strive to bring you shit no one wants you to see.  Like this photoshoot video from Complex Magazine with Alison Brie.  Frankly I have no idea who she is, the video is way short, and the magazine is too small to be important.

However, since they’ve been deleting the video left and right we feel it is ‘important’ for you to see (at least till it gets deleted as well).

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Jan 29 2010

Celebrity Goodies For 01/29/10 (Boobilicious Ed.)

Posted by: Chaoz in Celebrity Goodies, Photoshoots

More nudity, yay!  (more…)

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Jan 28 2010

Celebrity Goodies For 01/28/10

Posted by: Chaoz in On The Carpet, Celebrity Goodies, Photoshoots

I see a pattern forming here….

No wait that’s just my spinning.  Never mind.  Enjoy! (more…)

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