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The Public Shouldn’t Respect Celebrity, Celebrity Should Respect The Public
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Yeah, yeah - PETA had an ad apparently banned from airing during the Super Bowl. Big … deal. Seriously, I like some of what PETA does but I’m sorry, I like a burger, okay? Fur? No. Steak? Yeah.
Anyway, PETA probably knew that the ad wouldn’t be aired but now it can go viral (which if you think about it is a HELLUVA lot cheaper in today’s economy) so I give them kudos for the plan.
As for the commercial itself? Eh. I’ve seen funnier ones and sexier ones get aired. The only funny bit is the chick making a soup in her hottub. Now, if I had made the video? To hell with the broccoli, lets go all out: cucumbers, celery, carrots, zucchini. C’mon, you want a guys attention? THAT’LL do it! Besides you get the veggie-tarians and the veggie-lovers!
So in typical PETA fashion: great plan, lousy execution - C+.
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Additional bonus - probably will be the only funny commerical during the game:
According to People magazine, this is not an ad for the latest Jessica Alba movie but a new ad she’s in for Declare Yourself which apparently wants us to do something (I think voting but I’m not sure).
“I think it is important for young people to be aware of the need we have in this country to get them more active politically,” says Alba. “People respond to things that are shocking.”
The dramatic image “really resonates” with the issue of voting, according to the 27-year-old star. “If you don’t register and vote and make a difference, and hopefully change the bad things that are happening in our country, you are essentially just binding and muzzling yourself.”
Okay, I guess it is about voting.
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Well, this ad works either way. If you have the hots for Jessica; seeing her in bondage delights the kink in you.
Or, you’ve gotten tired of all her bitching and are just glad she’s finally got her damn mouth shut.
I’ve avoided most of the crap on “Indecision 2008″ (I owe Jon Stewart $5 now) for this blog even though I’ve been inundated with it in my ‘real’ life (most of the candidates have come through town at least twice). The simple reason is that Hollywood hasn’t really made a stupid stand for or against a political candidate.
Too bad Jack Nicholson (of all people) has to fuck everything up with this asinine commercial for Hilary.
Seriously, I expected the Baldwins or Jane Fonda or even Tom Selleck to do something incredibly dumb. But Jack? Well, maybe it’s that bongwater and LSD he did in the Sixties. Or maybe it’s just dementia, whatever.
And, NO, I’m not anti-Hillary. Hell, I’m as liberal as you can get; however, who in the fuckin’ right mind would think “Hey, let’s make a montage of all of Jack’s crazy villains and make a commercial for Hillary Clinton!”
Then to top it all off we get a personal Jack endorsement at the end. Though it seems to cut off right before he goes “And I’m insane as a motherfucker!”
And here I thought that PETA was too high strung for hypocrisy…
Campaigners for animal activists the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) have defended its new spokesmodel against claims she is a hypocrite, because her fashion line still uses fur. The designer appears naked alongside her pet pooch in the latest PETA advertisement, urging people to stop caging dogs. She says, “You cannot just chain up an animal. It’s cruel. Dogs need to run and play.” But critics have pointed out Simmons’ Baby Phat fashion company still sells clothes made from rabbit fur. However, the organisation appears to be satisfied with its latest supporter. A spokesperson tells the New York Daily News, “Baby Phat is working at phasing out real fur.” (source)
Then again, PETA is in desperate need of someone who can get the message out to the masses. They may want to start by getting a spokesperson who’s actually done something this millennium. Other than Eva Mendes (whose own poster is actually from an ‘old’ photoshoot); nobody that PETA has used is really relevant to 2008. Or 2005. Or 2002. Or - well you get the idea.
By the way, that dog would look good on one her coats.
Yeah … helpful Paparazzi Tip #7,331 — if you’re trying to shmooze Rebecca Gayheart you don’t tell her to “Drive Safely”. Especially since in 2001, she hit and killed a 9-year old boy with her car. She ultimately pleaded no contest to vehicular manslaughter and settled a wrongful death lawsuit in the process.
On the other hand, it’s funny to see how cold she gets after she’s told that. A little late, huh, Rebecca?
Just to prove that CelebrityFIST! is more than just celebs, we bring you this Public Service Announcement about the evils of Butt Implants. It gets good at 27 seconds - you’ll be say “Aw, shit!” at that time.
I really hate stories like this since I know the effects of medical errors in my dayjob…
What? You think I get PAID to do this? Nah, I do it for the pussy. BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA!
Anyway, Dennis Quaid and his wife celebrate the birth of their twins back on the 8th (um, they used a “gestational carrier” - someone to carry the kids that were conceived with Quaids’ genetic material. Y’know, a “donkey”.). Unfortunately, they were placed in NeoNatal Intensive Care at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in L.A. because someone fucked up their heparin:
From People.com:
Thomas Boone and Zoe Grace, who were born on Nov. 8, were accidentally given a major dose of the anti-coagulant heparin.
The babies are in stable condition in the neo-natal intensive care unit at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, TMZ reports.
Sources tell us the twins — Thomas Boone and Zoe Grace — were accidentally given a massive dose of Heparin, an anti-coagulant. Babies typically get 10 units. Our sources say they were each mistakenly given 10,000 units. The drug is used to flush out IV lines and prevent blood clots. We’re told one dose was given on Sunday morning, another on Sunday evening.
We’re told late Sunday night, both babies started to “bleed out.” Both babies are now at Cedars in the neo-natal intensive care unit where we’re told they are stable.
We’re told a technician stored the Heparin in the wrong place, and when a nurse grabbed the medicine for the babies without looking — it was the wrong dosage.
A source says the babies are now being given Protamine, which reverses the effects of Heparin.
(There’s also a note that several patients received this high dose Heparin)
Let me tell you about Heparin folks, and I’ll say this in the kindest, most gentlest way I can think of….
YOU DON’T FUCK AROUND WITH HEPARIN!!! IT’S A GODDAMN BLOOD THINNER!!!! TOO MUCH CAN CAUSE SOMEONE TO BLEED TO DEATH LIKE A DAMN HEMOPHILIAC!!! WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING!?THE SECOND YOU GET SO BORED WITH YOUR JOB YOU IGNORE HEPARIN STRENGTH — GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE! YOU GONNA KILL SOMEBODY!
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