Alright! The Unca is feeling pretty cranky today. I’m horny and on a diet.
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FUCK! I sound like Mary Kate Olsen or something.
Anyway, here’s today’s choice selections - damn, I don’t know if I want to eat them out or just eat them.
Archive for the “Saturdays Porn” Category
Alright, kids. Unca Chaoz is drunk, pissed, and horny … yeah, yeah - “again”. Well, I’ve got a little something different for Saturday’s Porn Night (SPN) … Women I’d Fuck Before I Die (WIFBID). This is a combination of two things: (1) The whole MILF/DILF/GILF/FLILF thing that’s exploded on the net, (2) the damn book about place to see before I keel over. Shove to two together (after some heaving drinking) and you get: WIFBID. The great thing about WIFBID is that they could be any woman; single, divorced, childless, homeless, whatever. Enjoy pass it around … it’s my bid at Internet immortality. But I digress.. Up first on this list is Juliana Knust. To which your response is “Who-liana What?” Okay, I don’t really know who she is but here’s what Wikipedia had on her (savagely translated by Babelfish and then me):
Actually, all I see is someone who’s a cross between Eva Longoria and Angie Harmon, which is kinda weird since I don’t find Harmon attractive in the least and would like to jump Longoria only for the “midget” factor. Talk about the sum of the whole being greater than the parts. You be the judge (pics after the jump) Okay, well we’ve made it another week. Some things haven’t changed: Britney’s still nuts. Megan Fox is still hot. Time for a little entertainment: (more…) …mainly because having it on Friday was not working out for me. However, I am your faithful naughty pic servant and lets see what I can dredge up… |
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