CelebrityFIST!

Aw fuck.  Another day in the fucking woodchipper.

Oh sorry, just grousing.  Me?  Eh, another crises - work and women related ones (though separate, thank Vishnu).

As the saying goes - “I’m getting too old for this shit.”

*sigh*

Well, fuck that for the moment.  Let’s talk sex tape.  Specifically, Jenna Lewis.  ‘Who?’ you ask?  Well she’s one of the first ‘reality stars’ (Survivor).  Other than that, not much else.  Well she does suck pretty good.  I’ll grant that.

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I’d show some pics but there’s actually pretty slim pickings.
The link is here.

Total time is 42 minutes and change.  Yeah, its a long one.

She starts sucking about 3 minutes in on the sofa.  Does that for a while before heading to the bed.  There’s a facial at the end but because of the shitty camera angle you don’t see it.  Eh.  It’s an amateur tape - what do you expect?

Its actually been awhile since I’ve seen the tape so the comments are from memory.  Yeah its memorable at least.  So worth a watch, skip around.  Overall a decent tape.  Not Pammy Anderson quality but reasonable close.

Well another weekend shot to hell (opens beer) - salud!

If you wondering what I have up my sleeve for today, not much just Keeley Hazell’s sex tape.  Now if you don’t know who she is you’ve been either leaving as a monk, or under a large rock and you DEFINITELY haven’t been reading this blog.  She’s a British big boob model (32E) rather popular in all the “lad mags”.

I concede I rather like the video even though the best part is only like the first 3 minutes.  First a reminder of what she looks like (like you really need it): (more…)

Okay, for this Sex Tape Sunday, I concede that this one is kinda cheating.  That is Karla Edecan is a not exactly world famous.  Specifically, she’s a spokesmodel for a telecom company in Mexico and a cheerleader for a baseball team in Tijuana.

Look it’s the Saints won and I’m happy as a pig in shit right now, so cut me some slack for this round.  It’ll be better next week. (more…)

Starting up something new for Sundays.  In an effort to maintain a celebrity posture but giving you the best crap I can find I introduce Sex Tape Sundays!  Which will replace “Saturday Is Porn Night” (since I forgot about that segment about a year ago). (more…)