CelebrityFIST!

Holy Jesus Fuckin’ Christ - I now know I HATE Micheladas!  I made one with half of a Dos Equis and a Michelada mix and - BLECH!!  Short version?  Think a bloody mary but with beer instead of vodka.

(still drinks the Michelada)

Alcohol does NOT go to waste tonight….

*Bang!*

*Slam!*

See?

You wanted me.  Here I am.

I wanted to see what you’d do.  And you didn’t disappoint.

You let five people die.

And then, you let Dent take your place.  Even to a guy like me, that’s cold.

Where’s Dent?

Those mob fools want you gone so they can get back to ‘the way things were’.

But I know the truth, there’s no going back.  You’ve changed things.  Forever.

Then why’d you want to kill me?

Hahaha!  Hee hee hee hee hee hee!

I don’t want to kill you!  What would I do without you?  Go back to ripping off mob dealers?

No, no.  NO.

No, you, YOU COMPLETE ME!

You’re garbage.  You kills for money.

Don’t talk like one of them.  You’re not!  Even if you’d like to be.

To them, you’re just a freak.  Like me!

They need you right now.  When they don’t.  They’ll cast you out, like a leper.

See their morals, their code - it’s a bad joke.  Dropped at the first sign of trouble.

They’re only as good as the world allows them to be. 

I’ll show you.  When the chips are down, these, these ‘civilized people’?  They’ll eat each other.

See?  I’m not a monster - I’m just ahead of the curve.

Where’s Dent?

…. have all these rules and you think they’ll save you?!

*Slam!*

I HAVE ONE RULE.

Aw, then that’s the rule you’ll have to break to know the truth.

Which is?
The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.  And tonight, you gonna break your ONE RULE.

I’m considering it.

There’s only minutes left so you’re gonna have to play my little game if you wanna save one of THEM.

Them?

You know for a while there *ugh* I thought you really WERE Dent.

The way you threw yourself after her.  Heh.

AGGH!

*SLAM!*
Ooh!  Ha!

Look at you go!

*NGGH-UGH!*  Does Harvey know about you and his little bunny?

*BASH!*

WHERE ARE THEY?!

Killing is making a choice…

*KICK!*

W H E R E   A R E   T H E Y ? !

Choose between one life or the other.  Your friend, the district attorney or his blushing bride-to-be.

*BOF!*
Ha ha ha whoo whoo hahahahahahahahahaha heehee heehee!

You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with!  Nothing to do with all your sh-

Don’t worry, I’m gonna tell you where they are both of them - and that’s the point.

You’ll have to choose.

He’s at 250 52nd St. and she’s on Avenue X at Cicero. 

Now, for those who know I am an irritable man.  That said, I realize 99.999% of the shit is my own goddamn fault.

Despite that I’m considered a tolerable kind of guy.  At work I’m kinda laid-back.  I assume adults will be adults - childish at times but adults nevertheless.

It takes a lot to piss me off.  It takes even more for me to ballistic.  It takes EVEN MORE for me to go thermonuclear.

…  I am passed thermonuclear right now and straight into Big motherfucking Bang mode.

I will not go into much detail (and theorize all you want cuz I’m not gonna validate any theories right now); suffice to say that I don’t use the word “betrayal” much (and NEVER lightly).

Betrayal is a fucking understatement right now…

Nothing bad happened.  I’m still alive and kicking.  Just been at it with my mother’s birthday coming up (for those who don’t know she was born on the 4th of July, REALLY!!).   So me and my sis trying to get everything ready.

Be back Sunday afternoon (after 5pm).  if i get a chance, I’ll post a GG up for your patience. 

Take it easy have a great 4th (Independence/Manifest Destiny Day - depending on your point-of-view.

FORECAST:  Hot.  With moments of extreme hotness.

How hot?  Take one naked Megan Fox, put her on all fours, shove a baseball bat up her ass, hang the “Stars & Stripes” off the bat.  Plant Roman candles all around her.  Have them go off while the Boston Philharmonic plays the the last part of the 1812 Overture (cannons included).

…

Still NOT hot enough, okay.  Right now the temp is fucking 102 at 5:40PM!!  I’m drunk (what else is there to do?).

::rolls off the bed laughing::

Enough of my vacay (for now ) - lets start with something easy.  Marne Patterson.  Well actually, I don’t know if she actually is easy but she’s an actress so that pretty much says “easy” right?

In either case, she’s a hottie in this pink little get up of hers and would actually make TV more enjoyable than all these weretarded reality shows on right now. 
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