CelebrityFIST!

These pics are new to me but someone mentioned to me that they’re from 2006.  Or at least I think that’s what he said because he wrote it in German and my German is about as good as my Arabic (i.e.: non-existent).

But I figure, hey “new” pictures + see-thru nipplage + Xtina Aguilera = worthy of a post; so here you go.

And yes, I would suck on those damn things until she was back down to an A-cup.  (more…)

Lily Allen is apparently back on the offensive after Lady Gaga has basically taken over the spotlight with her cameltoes and idiotic fashions.  Granted Gaga is getting attention in a stupid way - but this is WAR, man!  Well at least at a highly superficial and immature level.

So Lily is bringing out the big guns.  Well actually more like - “nearly medium size” guns.  The few days have been “Lily Allen tits go to the beach” or “Lily Allen flashes boob at videoshoot.”

Of course, Lily tries to play it off:

LILY ALLEN was left red-faced during a videoshoot on Monday (01Jun09) when a wardrobe malfunction left her baring a breast.
The Smile hitmaker donned a full-length one-shouldered dress to film the promo for upcoming single 22.
But a sudden gust of wind left the singer baring all and she was forced to hurriedly cover up.
A source tells Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper, “Lily is in fantastic shape and was keen to show off her curves. As with most of her videos, there are quite a few surprises in store.”  (ContactMusic)

Riiiight.

Invariably, Lady Gaga and Lily Allen will have to meet at Picadilly Circus for the fate of the world as they battle mano-a-mano … or maybe “Cameltoe of Doom” vs. “Third Nipple of Hell”.   My money’s on the tit.

Need any help with that, Charlotte?

I have no idea who Charlotte Gainsbourg is other than what Wiki tells me which is:

Charlotte Gainsbourg (born 21 July 1971 as Charlotte Lucy Ginsburg) is a French-English actress and singer-songwriter.

Which is enough for us.  I mean this is “CelebrityFist” not some high-brow site like Perez Hilton.

Anyhoo, you gotta love a woman who’s willing to change despite knowing that there’s cameras snapping pics.  She’s no doubt thinking “silly photographers, snapping a woman while she is changing; what purpose does that serve?”

Of course, it does serve a purpose.  Namely so us sick motha’s can get off on watching a woman change.  Obviously she hasn’t been inside a man’s brain before. 

Now I know for sure that if I was the guy with her in these pics I’m thinking “that’s right guys.  Snap away.  You can take pictures of it, but I’m HITTING it.  Nyah nyah nya-nya-nya-nyah.”  Or something equally intelligent.

Ok, well I managed to get sick yesterday - not the OINK (though the thought passed my mind).  Had bad nausea and called in sick to work (which I rarely do).  So lacking any Phenergan I took 2 Benadryl which knocked me on my ass for the rest of that day.

Now I see I have a leak in the front yard (oh the joys of home ownership ).  So I’m a REALLY irritable mood right now so lets see what we can do to change that… (more…)

Well, here it is Friday.  No TGIF for me.  I’m basically screwed for the next 24 days as one of my coworkers goes on vacay and I’m stuck shorthanded.  Days off?  Unknown.  *sigh*

So I was rather pleased to both Malin Akerman and Carla Gugino making the rounds in Hollywood (flesh and print).  Especially Akerman who apparently is comfortable going commando (yay!).  Gugino - who is only 7 years older than Akerman - plays Malin’s mother in the Watchmen film (though she ages 40 years between flashbacks).  Carla is also very easy on the eyes in a MILFy sorta way.

Malin Akerman: Upskirt

…and in Maxim (03/09)

Carla Gugino (also from Maxim)

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