CelebrityFIST!

For all you lurkers out there (and those of you who bookmarked this).  My sincere apologies.  I’ve finally got fed up with this old version of Wordpress and ‘migrated’ to another blog.

(actually, its just another blog on my same website, so TECHNICALLY I’ve moved ‘down the hall’ as it were)

Unfortunately, I’ve been so busy repairing the damage at work (don’t ask) and tinkering with the new blog that …. FUCK i forgot to fucking say anything.

Come by my hometown and I’ll buy you a 12 pack of Dos Equis.  Fair enough?

For what it’s worth, the new blog looks different but handles media like a charm and a LOT faster to work with.  Also, BRITNEY has a home of her own and GUESS WHAT you can post on it!  (ie no more redirecting)

So how to get there?  Simple:  http://www.celebrityfist.com  (it just redirects to the new blog)

I’ll keep an eye on the ‘old’ one here for a while to guide any stragglers.

I hope you continue to come on over and party on down.  …. except NOT like the guy up in the picture. 

Somehow very appropo for my situation.  How?  Well, that’s my secret. 

‘Rehabilitated’?  Well, now let me see.  You know, I don’t have any idea what that means.  … … I know what you think it means, sonny.  To me, its just a made-up word.  A politician’s word so young fellas like yourself can wear a suit and a tie.  Have a job.  What do you really want to know?  Am I sorry for what I did?  …  …  There’s not a day goes by I don’t feel regret.  Not because I’m in here - not because you think I should.  I look back on the way I was then.  A young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime.  I wanna talk to him.  I wanna try to talk some sense to him.  Tell him the way things are.  But I can’t.  That kid’s long gone and this old man’s all that’s left.  I gotta live with that.

‘Rehabilitated’?  It’s just a bullshit word.  So you go on and stamp your forms, sonny and stop wasting my time.  Because to tell you the truth - I don’t give a shit.

In one of the countless billions of galaxies in the universe, lies a medium-sized star, and on one of its satellites, a green and insignificant planet, a camel’s back has broken and lies dead.

(rubs eyes)

Its been a loooong week gang.  Without going into to much detail; I laid up with some infection, my right arm is getting stiffer.  The good news (such as it is) is my doc will finally see me tomorrow.  Work and personal wise - the clip says its all.

Why did they get Mecha-Streisand to introduce the Director category?  My guess it’s Kathryn Bigelow and sisters need to represent.

…

And the winner is - Kathryn Bigelow

Big surprise.  By the way - she’s hot as hell boys.  So you may want to get gussied up.

Oprah Winfrey makes a guest appearance as she introduces Gabourey Sidibe.  Gabourey breaks out in tears from Oprah’s tribute.  It was kinda cool since she’s a newbie.

Plus as much as I hate to say it, Meryl Streep has grown on me.  I used to hate her back in the 70’s.  Now?  She’s kinda hot as a comedic actress.  Stanley Tucci jokes that he wants to cap the nominations at 16 so no one has to tribute Meryl Streep.

oh yeah, the winner is …

Sandra Bullock

Like that was a surprise.  Also I hate to say it I find her fuckable now too.  Maybe its must me getting older.  I dunno.

Still More fucking Notes:

• Best Foreign Film - El Secreto De Sus Ojos (The Secret In Their Eyes) - Argentina

Finally!  They get to the big awards.  Thank God - means its almost over.

Oh yeah and the weiner is…

JEFF BRIDGES

Amen brother!  Yipee!

STILL!

More notes:

• Hosts Alec Baldwin & Steve Martin do a parody of Paranormal Activity
• Horror films are insulted with an intro from Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart (Twilight whores)
• Best Sound Editing - The Hurt Locker
• Best Sound Mixing - The Hurt Locker
• Best Cinematography - Avatar
• Demi Moore introduces the dead people section (aka In Memoriam).  James Taylor plays acoustic while the names roll by.  Biggest applause?  Natasha Richardson.
• Why do they have to have dancers for Best Score?  Makes no sense to me (especially for Hurt Locker).  CUT IT! Oh - Best Score - Up!  [BITE IT AVATAR!]
• Best Visual Effects - Avatar  (note shouldn’t Avatar had been considered an animated feature?)
• Definitely leading up as a showdown between “Hurt”, “Avatar”, & “Precious” (playing darkhorse)

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