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Why did they get Mecha-Streisand to introduce the Director category?  My guess it’s Kathryn Bigelow and sisters need to represent.

And the winner is - Kathryn Bigelow

Big surprise.  By the way - she’s hot as hell boys.  So you may want to get gussied up.

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Oprah Winfrey makes a guest appearance as she introduces Gabourey Sidibe.  Gabourey breaks out in tears from Oprah’s tribute.  It was kinda cool since she’s a newbie.

Plus as much as I hate to say it, Meryl Streep has grown on me.  I used to hate her back in the 70’s.  Now?  She’s kinda hot as a comedic actress.  Stanley Tucci jokes that he wants to cap the nominations at 16 so no one has to tribute Meryl Streep.

oh yeah, the winner is …

Sandra Bullock

Like that was a surprise.  Also I hate to say it I find her fuckable now too.  Maybe its must me getting older.  I dunno.

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Still More fucking Notes:

  • Best Foreign Film - El Secreto De Sus Ojos (The Secret In Their Eyes) - Argentina

Finally!  They get to the big awards.  Thank God - means its almost over.

Oh yeah and the weiner is…

JEFF BRIDGES

Amen brother!  Yipee!

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STILL!

More notes:

  • Hosts Alec Baldwin & Steve Martin do a parody of Paranormal Activity
  • Horror films are insulted with an intro from Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart (Twilight whores)
  • Best Sound Editing - The Hurt Locker
  • Best Sound Mixing - The Hurt Locker
  • Best Cinematography - Avatar
  • Demi Moore introduces the dead people section (aka In Memoriam).  James Taylor plays acoustic while the names roll by.  Biggest applause?  Natasha Richardson.
  • Why do they have to have dancers for Best Score?  Makes no sense to me (especially for Hurt Locker).  CUT IT! Oh - Best Score - Up!  [BITE IT AVATAR!]
  • Best Visual Effects - Avatar  (note shouldn’t Avatar had been considered an animated feature?)
  • Definitely leading up as a showdown between “Hurt”, “Avatar”, & “Precious” (playing darkhorse)

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Notes:

  • T-Bone Burnett won best song
  • Molly Ringwald & Matthew Broderick introduce a tribute John Hughes.  Nicely done.
  • Something weird happened during the speech for Best Documentary Short.  But I’m not sure what.
  • Ben Stiller comes out as one of those Avatar thingies (with tail!).  A million geeks just came.
  • Star Trek wins Best Makeup - somewhere Bill Shatner is saying “THAT SHOULD BE MIIIINE!
  • Robin Williams subs for Heath Ledger for the Best Supporting Actress intros.  Interesting choice.

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I’m bored.

No really, I’m seriously fuckin’ bored.  I’m bored with all these people IRL looking for something and looking to me for it.  So I’m not “rattling a cage” - I’m going to swing at the cage with a baseball bat.  So i decided to shake things up at work and take away a couple of perks some people had.  Simply because I CAN.

Chaoz giveth, Chaoz taketh away.

It’s either that or I do what this guy did.  Believe me, my coworkers got off lucky…

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This is one of the moments when I’m glad I live in the ‘rectum of the US’.  Chile had an earthquake (8.8) with some nasty damage.  However the big question here in the States is the risk of tsunami in Alaska and Hawaii.  Now Alaska is only expecting waves a couple of feet high.  Hawaii?  Er, little different…

The tsunami-warning center’s models, based on readings from sensors, are predicting “very rough waves” from six to 10 feet high by the time the tsunami hits Hawaii at about 11:00 a.m. local time, Mr. Hirshorn [cq] said. Any major tsunami waves could be damaging, he said, because “the don’t crash on the beach. They streamroll in and they streamroll out.” (WSJ)

And as can be expected, us Americans have hit the panic button on the islands.  Supposedly already one traffic fatality as people scramble over there for higher ground.

So as I lay in my bed in sunny South Texas, my hopes and prayers are with the folks along the potential paths of a tsunami.

Damn round Earth.

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No really, I have a beer somewhere in the house.  I don’t know where.  I had it when I left the room.  Put it down someplace and … well I come back and can’t remember where I put it.  (shrugs)  Future beer!

Just one post but a good one ….

FRENCH MODELS DO IT NUDE

A bunch of shots of French models in magazines that have no scruples when it comes to showing na-na’s hoo-hoo’s and other ridiculously named parts….

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How bad is the situation at ChaozCentral?  Try this:

Talk to Ex #5 (aka: “The only ex I’m still cool with”) about THE EX.  She came by and stole my phone (while I was trying to jump her) so I “wouldn’t do anything stupid”.  She wanted my laptop but I told her all my porn was on there.

She of course left it. … THE FOOL! BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

What was I talking about again????

Oh, yeah:  “Pussy, pussy, everywhere; but not a clit to lick.”  :(

BTW, this was the song that I have associated with THE EX (just for reference.  Burn and destroy at your leisure.)

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Also - yes … of course, I’m a masochist - I was once Catholic.  :D

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This was the #1 song when THE EX dropped my ass (via phone) - for the second time.  Oh yeah, she dropped me not once - BUT TWICE.  She wanted “to make a family” with her ex-hubby…

…who eventually cheated on her and left her and she moved out of state and married someone she knew for six months.

True story.

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