That reminds me - pork butt’s on sale this week…
Annelynne McCord Probably Gives ‘Happy Endings’
Posted by: Chaoz in Celebutards, On The Carpet, Whore-lywood
True story: back when I was in UT-Austin, I used to walk 20 blocks to the nearest comic shop (I’ve been a nerd for a VERY long time). In between my dorm and said shop, there was like 3 massage parlors; and for the life of me I didn’t understand why they were: 1) so many of them in a short span, and 2) why they always looked kinda skuzzy. (more…)
Sophie Monk & Russell Simmons Making Music?
Posted by: Chaoz in Celebutards, Music, Whore-lywood
). She had her own band and even a solo career. So how did she parlay that success in Australia? Did she stay there and become the queen of Aussie pop? (more…)
I Told The Agency I Wanted A REDHEAD!!
Posted by: Chaoz in Gratuitous Goodies, Whore-lywood
Oh wait, my bad. This isn’t the escort* I hired, it’s Ciara. Who’s Ciara? You don’t know who she is?? (more…)
This only works in porn, bitch.
I mean seriously, this is what celebrity and fame come down to? Sticking your tongue out at whatevers out there?
… oh right, casting directors. Forgot. Never mind.
Eh, here’s some pics of her the San Diego Comic Con (aka “Mecca for Geeks”). Never been to it myself, BUT I tend to have a life so I don’t go to things like this.
Coco Goes To The Beach (While I Pitch A Tent)
Posted by: Chaoz in Gratuitous Goodies, Out and About, Whore-lywood
THAR SHE BLOWS (I wish…)
You may not believe me but Coco Austin is T-H-I-S close to “ChaozBabe” status. (But then again, I made Lindsay Lohan one so maybe NOT so unbelievable)
Look, she’s a ho. She knows she’s a ho. YOU know she’s a ho. The whole fucking world knows she’s a ho. Does she pretend otherwise? FUCK TO THE NO.
You have to admire that in a way. Yeah, she doesn’t improve women’s lib an iota but then again - Russell Crowe doesn’t do much for the “sensitive male” credo, right?
… because her IQ is around zero so his HAS to be higher than that. Right? (more…)
Eh? What? Oh shit! - Hi gang. Um, sorry “caught in the moment” as it were. You would be too staring at the pic above. (more…)
Coco Austin (I think that’s her name, too lazy to look) apparently now has a magazine or something out. Wow. Most strippers are happy with a couple of hundred in the hands, enough blow to get them thru the day and just having to suck dick once (instead of 5 or 6 times like during $5 nights). Not the Coc-ster though. She wants to be a STAR!
Of course, in her case it helps if you marry ex-rapper/actor/pimp Ice-T. Kinda makes the “hook-ups” easier. And …. shit lets face it. If she needed to pay for her meds by blowing me - yeah, they’d be free. 
So here’s the pics of her showing off her assets and basically being her ho-self. You know, I almost respect her for that cause at least she KNOWS she’s a ho and plays the game with it. Eh, more power to her. (more…)
And Then She Wonders About The Break-In
Posted by: Chaoz in Celebutards, Whore-lywood, Weretards
Obviously, ‘too sexy’ for her brain
When we last left Tila Tequila Nguyen, she was trying to recover from a personal attack on her home and her dog. Fortunately, her nor the dog were hurt but the attacker managed to Twitter that Tila was dead nad they killed her; freaking the Net out.
Well, does Ms. Nguyen decide to go the DL (down-low). Aw, hell no. First she does two weretarded videos: one of her and her friends mugging for her camera and the her doing an even dumber ‘music video’ (found at DrunkenStepfather) .
Of course, she then really fucks it up by deciding she can sing Depeche Mode’s “Blue Dress”. Now the original video is now locked private BUT someone was kid enough to reup it on another page. See what you think…
Oy, and then she wonders…
Tila - you REALLY should just go back to what you do best - which can be found here:
http://nsfwftw.net/watch_video.php?v=44d0dd5546936db (NSFW)
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