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The Public Shouldn’t Respect Celebrity, Celebrity Should Respect The Public
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Talking about ’shooting your load’. I don’t know where to go after this post for the next 23 days but since I found it I don’t want to lose it. Its far too precious to not share.
I’m speaking of course of The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978). I tried watching it but couldn’t get past the ‘guest stars’ Beatrice Arthur, Art Carney, Diann Carol, Jefferson Starship, and Harvey Korman (in multiple roles).
Seriously, save these links whenever confronted by someone who says that Star Wars was the best anything ever. This will shut them up REAL fast.
I’m only going to post the first two parts up but I’ll set up a link for all 10
Fuck that I’m not looking to kill you all. Here’s the first part of the TV special (which will give you enough info to know the dreck that follows).
And here is the undigested cherry atop this shit sorbet: the “Happy Life Day” song
If you TRULY dare to watch the whole special it IS posted up (even Lucas doesn’t want to slap a copyright on this apparently) but be warned its 97 minutes long. That’s right kids, its an official ‘unofficial’ movie - call it “Star Wars 1.5″. Actually, call it anything you want just don’t call George Lucas for a sequel. He’d probably shoot you.
Anyway, a TV station in Taiwan decided to animate what could have possibly happened the night Tiger Woods decided to bounce his SUV off a fire hydrant and hit a tree.
Personally I think it had nothing to do with allegedly messing around with various women, having an altercation with his wife and crashing into said hydrant and tree as a consequence.
I think he was testing those front-end safety ratings for his next commercial. Really.
Absolutely.
I was hoping for some giant robot to pop out or a bunch of big-breasted Asians to pop out but alas there were none to be found. Silly, how else can you get those web hits?
Okay, first off - I like the original “Clash of the Titans“. LIKED, but not loved. It was a decent flick and - lets face it - goofy. Shit, it had Burgess Meredith acting as an interpreter for a mechanical owl. Any way you cut it; that’s pretty fuckin’ goofy. Plus it had cool Ray Harryhausen effects. Fuck CGI, ya know.
So - why remake a likeable but goofy movie? Really? I mean you can make a movie, call it “Olympus” or something and it would still work the same. Lets face it; the kids nowadays don’t know shit about Greek mythology. They can tell you which universe Ultraman lives on (Earth-3) or how many different Saw movies have been out (6 at last count). But classical Greek mythos? Uh-uh, zippo. Nada. Zilch.
Come to think of it, if you’re gonna fuck up Greek mythology; use Hercules (aka Heracles) - shit he had those 12 lame-ass labours of his. That’s at LEAST two movies there (three with enough padding and gratuitous sex scenes).
As you should already know, nerve cells sometimes fire randomly in this pickled organ I call ‘my brain’. The resulting response usually is some random moment from the past (kinda like flashbacks minus the LSD). Anyway, yesterday this song popped back outta nowhere and now I have it fuckin’ stuck in my head. I’m hoping that if I post it up; it’ll leave me alone.
No really - I woke up this morning and this song already going on in my head, in mid-verse. Really fucks up my brain. And don’t even get me started on all the freak-ass architecture I dream up. Did you know I’ve managed to map out a nice little city that doesn’t exist? Really, must be about (looks at sheet of paper) 35 downtown blocks plus a sewage system, highway system, some suburbs, several apartment complexes, a couple of schools, and a city park and an amusement park?
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But I digress. Anyway, here’s a flashback from 1984.
There before him, a glittering toy no Star-Child could resist, floated the planet Earth with all its peoples. He had returned in time. Down there on that crowded globe, the alarms would be flashing across the radar screens, the great tracking telescopes would be searching the skies - and history as men knew it would be drawing to a close. A thousand miles below, he became aware that a slumbering cargo of death had awoken, and was stirring sluggishly in its orbit. The feeble energies it contained were no possible menace to him; but he preferred a cleaner sky. He put forth his will, and the circling megatons flowered in a silent detonation that brought a brief, false dawn to half the sleeping globe. Then he waited, marshaling his thoughts and brooding over his still untested powers. For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next.
But he would think of something.
- Arthur C. Clarke, 2001: A Space Odyssey
ANFR: Metallica - “Don’t Tread On Me”
…I know the pieces fit…
BTW, here’s Kayden Kross waiting for you to call. Me? I going to get a steak. Be back.
Hell #1783 - pick one pic to masturbate to for all eternity…
I’ve got to hand it to P1ayb0y. Just when you think they hit bottom; they manage to dig their way towards a NEW bottom.
Take for example the following - December’s cover will feature Marge Simpson.
No. Really. Not a joke.
After more than a half century featuring women like Marilyn Monroe, Cindy Crawford and the Girls of Hooters on its cover, Playboy has for the first time given the spot to a cartoon character.
And the magazine is giving the star of “The Simpsons“ the star treatment, complete with a data sheet, an interview and a 2-page centerfold.
The magazine’s editorial director, James Jellinek, won’t say exactly how much of Marge will show in the November edition that hits newsstands on Oct. 16 — or whether she lets that big pile of blue hair down. But, he said, “It’s very, very racy.” (Sauce)
Oh wait it gets ‘better’…
“She is a stunning example of the cartoon form,” he said on Friday at the magazine’s headquarters in Chicago, appearing both pleased and surprised at the words coming out of his mouth. (Ibid.)
So … animated porn will have a ‘pictorial’ in the magazine. How can you sink lower, right?
Try this…
In Touch can exclusively reveal that Tara Reid has stripped down to pose for the cover of an upcoming issue of Playboy magazine. The American Pie star, who underwent a botched liposuction procedure in 2004, posed entirely nude for the popular magazine at a private residence on October 7 in Santa Monica, Calif. Although Tara, 33, was a bit nervous shooting, she seemed to ease into it as the day went on. “She was a bit insecure about her body when they first started,” says an insider. “She looked great and finally got into the groove.” Tara had said in the past that she would never pose for Playboy, saying, “I know there are problems with my stomach. There are bumps on it, it’s uneven, but it’s not that bad. My stomach scars are my battle wounds.” (Sauce)
As you can see she has the (urp) body for posing (glurg) in Pla-
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