Oh SO close…
Okay, it’s actually Kendra Wilkinson Janice Dickinson showing off(?) her new plastic surgery. I guess. I think. Maybe not.
She’s obviously happy though.
…
Or she got and overdose on Botox. Again.
(thanks for the catch guys!)
Archive for January, 2009, They choked it alright. BEST PICTURE BEST ACTOR BEST ACTRESS SUPPORTING ACTOR SUPPORTING ACTRESS Penelope Cruz, Vicky Cristina Barcelona BEST DIRECTOR Okay, I can honestly say that I have seen only … two of the movies on this list (Dark Knight & Tropic Thunder). Now, that said, I will state some of the problems I have with the nominations… Benjamin Button - The two problems I have with this movie: 1) He starts old and then grows young? Even as fantasy that makes no sense; and 2) this has been compared as a “Forrest Gump in reverse” and considering its from the guy who wrote the screenplay to the first flick, I’m think “rehash” all the way. Frost/Nixon - Don’t get me wrong, it’s an intriguing subject but while the movies seems to play like Frost was preparing to put Nixon on trial; he actually seemed to stumble into that track (kinda like Katie Couric in the Sarah Palin interviews). Doubt - Streep and Hoffman are fantastic actors and to put them in a movie that has been reviewed as a “verbal heavyweight fight” is just begging for Oscar nods. Which is the problem. You could put these two in a movie about a hot dog vendor and his customer and they’d STILL get nods. A movie like this (about a priest molesting a child) to me is just about grabbing awards. Yawn. HOWEVER, I am after all ‘liberal-minded’. So I’ve decided (in my current drugged up haze) to view EVERY movie listed. It’s not many only 15. Once I’ve done that then I’ll let YOU know who I think should win and say whether they shoulda been nominated in the first place.
Jan
23
2009
 
Kelli McCarty - former Miss USA, animal lover, MILF porn starPosted by: Chaoz in Sex Sells, Pussies At WorkThe above video so NSFW!
By now you know the story about Kelli McCarty if you’ve been online in the past week. But a quick refresher: she was Miss USA for 1991. Now 18 years later, she’s 36 and after making a living as a soap actress she’s decided to move ‘up’ to porn star. As TVShark has it:
Judging from the hardcore preview she’s highly skilled too. Enjoy! (thanks to LD for relaying the story to me!) The Internet sure is an amazing thing ain’t it? You can engage in also of debauchery on the Net. Got a fetish? There’s a site for you apparently. I’ve seen some really sick things in my time. I’m talking crap that makes “2Girls1Cup” look like Disney. Now this isn’t the the weirdest. I mean I’ve seen REAL ‘tentacle porn’ (as in octopi and squid and shit) but THIS? It’s like Ed Wood went to Japan and started a new career or something. Egads. Unfortunately, I can’t embed it with the crappy software I’ve got at the moment so you’ll have to settle for a link (from Megaporn via Baby Sinead)
Jan
23
2009
Fun Fact #1 - Allergy Capitol of the WorldPosted by: Chaoz in Miscellaneous Shit, Site News
Didja know… Central Texas is considered by many to be the “Allergy Capitol of the World”? Ya know why? Because these bastards in the picture. The scientific term is Juniperus ashei - though we call them “mountain cedar” in these parts. Of course, they’re NOT cedar trees, they’re junipers; but hey it’s Texas, we call shit whatever we want. The point is that I’m finally done with my shitty 7 day work week; but my allergies are acting up like there’s no tomorrow. So I’ll be posting while I can, at least till the Benadryl kicks in. The delicious Isla Fisher in InStyle Magazine (02/09)
Zexy Olga Kurylenko in a Black Dress Photoshoot…
Model Abigail Clancy in some candids during a Malibu Beach photoshoot
Amy Adams looking lovely (if needing a tan) at the screening of Doubt in London…
And, lastly, singer Rachel Stevens in FHM UK Magazine (02/09)
Jan
21
2009
Sharon Stone Is Bitchy - What Else Is New?Posted by: Chaoz in Bitchy Celebs, Political Bloopers
More wrinkles on her than Dick Cheney’s dick Well history was made in America yesterday. What? Barack Obama becoming the America’s first Mutt* President? No no no. I’m talking about Sharon Stone not able to get into a party!
Boo hoo hoo, bitch. Gee, your last good movie was … Sidebar: How do you set a zone free of something is supposedly illegal in the first place!??? Seriously, did DC legalize prostitution while I wasn’t looking? Because if they did, I am sooooo running for government office! But I digress… Seriously, she’s lucky she got an invite (assuming she actually did). She probably even offered to blow the doorguy just for letting her friends in. Ha! Betchya he was guy, bitch! *- he called himself a “mutt” at a press conference so don’t anyone start going off on me a’ight?
 “Sorry, Denise is not in right now but you’d like to leave your name & number…”
I can only assume that things could be better for Denise Richards. She stole her ex-friend’s husband (the chubby and slightly-talented) Ritchie Sambora, which lead to her divorce from Charlie (’Ho ho ho’) Sheen, and then she embarked on perhaps the only reality show WORSE than Britney Spears & KFed’s disaster.
So here she is at Prive celebrating New Years Eve (and most likely receiving a check). Judging from the vacant stare, it would appear that she now has space to rent inside her head. Though why anyone would rent that for anything other than storing garbage is beyond me…
 Sometimes a picture is still worth a thousand words. Or in this case a thousand things I would glad for her … and to her … and on her … and … Okay the truth is I forgot to do it on Saturday. What can I say? I’m rusty. So without further ado… (more…) |
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