CelebrityFIST!

Bea Arthur passed away yesterday; she was 86.  From AP Wire:

The star of the TV shows “Maude” and “The Golden Girls” died peacefully at her Los Angeles home with her family at her side, family spokesman Dan Watt said. She had cancer, he said, but declined to give details.

“She was a brilliant and witty woman,” said Watt, who was Arthur’s personal assistant for six years. “Bea will always have a special place in my heart.”

Arthur first appeared in the landmark comedy series “All in the Family” as Edith Bunker’s outspoken, liberal cousin, Maude Finley. She proved a perfect foil for blue-collar bigot Archie Bunker (Carroll O’Connor), and their blistering exchanges were so entertaining that producer Norman Lear fashioned Arthur’s own series.

In recent years, Arthur made guest appearances on shows including “Curb Your Enthusiasm” and “Malcolm in the Middle.” She was chairwoman of the Art Attack Foundation, a nonprofit performing arts scholarship organization, and was an honorary director of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.

Arthur is survived by her sons and two granddaughters. No funeral services are planned.

Never watched much of her stuff to be honest but the stuff I did see (mainly Golden Girls and Maude) she managed to play some of the most insufferable characters in the world - and give them a heart of gold.  A great actress and as such; terribly underrated.

You will be missed.

One of the advantages of posting when I do (Sydney Standard Time, ) is you get to post after all the fucking dust settles from the shit posts and after all the corrections have been made.  So while everyone else’s asses is asleep; I can give you the (mostly) real shit.

Take for example this bit about Beyonce and her “raw board feed” performance from the Today Show.  Now, I say for a fact I’m not a big fan of Beyonce, except for her ass (where’s my crowbar?) and I CAN’T stand that stupid “Put A Ring On It” song.  Nevertheless, the video above was an alleged performance where she basically sang karaoke style - and not that good even.

Suddenly, Howard Stern (of all people) decides he’s gonna run with it (Lord knows he needs the listeners now) and plays it.  Well, the whole gets a hold of it and goes apeshit.  Beyonce and her dad call “bullshit”.  People run everywhere, fire, brimstone, cats and dogs living together - MASS HYSTERIA!!

…sorry, Ghostbusters flashback… 

Anyway, the guy who supposedly made this has now fessed up and said it was a lesson of sorts:

The internet prankster who made BEYONCE KNOWLES sound out-of-tune has apologised for the hoax that “got out of hand”.
Matthew Zeghibe tampered with a recording of the superstar performing on live TV last November to make it sound like she is tone deaf.
The audio was leaked online and quickly grabbed the attention of fans, internet bloggers and shock jock Howard Stern, who aired the recording on his U.S. radio show.
The controversy prompted Knowles’ father Mathew to dismiss the tape as a fake, and finally Zeghibe came forward to confess his scam.
The art student is stunned his creation attracted so much attention, telling Rolling Stone magazine, “It was just for a good laugh. It was a goof, just for fun. I do a lot of parodies on my YouTube channel, and it just so happens this one got a little out of hand.”
But Zeghibe insists there’s a serious side to his musical tampering - he claims it shows how easy it is to manipulate singers’ voices to make them sound better and worse.
He adds, “I was just trying to make a point. I wanted to show people how easy it is to manipulate someone’s voice. If I can do it with a clip I pulled off of TV, imagine what they are doing on records and during live performances. The entire industry has been so manipulated, because there’s such an emphasis on perfection, so when something like this happens, it causes such a stir.” (ContactMusic)

Bitch be a New Yawker!?  Fuck that!  (No offense to New Yorkers that actually ACT like New Yorkers)

Ok wanna now take that teacup of hers and shove it in Lady Caca hole.  Only problem is that I think I might lose my hand in the process…

I am just a worthless liar.
I am just an imbecile.
I will only complicate you.
Trust in me and fall as well.
I will find a center in you.
I will chew it up and leave,
I will work to elevate you
just enough to bring you down.

Well, the weekend is upon and I am now in Day 2 of my little pity party (aka “Shit, I’m only human” bash).  Don’t worry - will be posting and no not doing anything brash.  I’m cwazy not stupid.

Though this video should give you an idea of what I have planned for the weekend. 

‘Retorts’ are allowed. 

As you know I’m pissed off at myself and getting drunk (two things I’m well-versed in) and ‘booty texting’ (no luck).

*Sigh*

I’m to tired to look at the articles and right now I’m in too sour a mood to come up with anything half witty.  So rather than make you all suffer for my shortcomings; here’s some more boobies.  Cuz there’s always room for boobies!!

Kaylee Carver - Front Magazine (02/09).  Drool…

Celeste Star in Penthouse

April O’Neill acting silling on her bike (LittleMutt) - the last pic is priceless for me. 

Jessikah Maximus in SSX - nom nom nom on that butt!

Lastly, Got Snatch?  Cuz they do!

Now if you will excuse me - I have a hangover waiting for me in this beer bottle!

Well, fucked up at work (no specifics but on a scale of 1-10 this one is a solid .  Those who know my job know I basically “get paid to be perfect” so any error (no matter how small) is difficult for me to handle.  One of this sort is DEFINITELY not pleasant.  So, I’m on my 3rd beer right now trying to get over it while I see what tits I can find…

Enjoy.

(more…)

Ah to be a chair…

HOWEVER, we do have Eva Mendes in an Ellen Von Unwerth shoot.  Another ‘future ChaozBabe’ (need to schedule those on a regular basis) - she’s the perfect balance of nude vs. naked.  While not showing all the goods; she knows that a little flesh thrown in nice amounts will keep the lads (and some ladies) very happy!  Best thing is she really seems to actually enjoy showing off; she doesn’t make it look like she does it for the cash.
Of course, it helps to have a rocking bod like she does!  Enjoy and a good night!

Midnight T&A: Yukie Kawamura (Celebslam)

Trish Richardson lingerie and bikini photos (RichAndBrainless)
BLIND ITEM:  Are Hayden Christensen and Rachel Bilson trying to get out of their ‘engagement’?  (BlindGossip)

Lindsay Lohan is back to what she does best: fucking (Celebslam)

Crazy mother spends $15,000 to look like daughter.  No, not Lohan’s.  (GoneHollywood)

Vanessa Hudgens loves Angelina Jolie and carries a tazer.  Makes sense.  (Gabby Babble)

What makes Lady Gaga English?  She carries a teacup and has nipple tape! (Yeeeah!)

Pink sings in her bra (Drunken Stepfather)

Kelly Clarkson buys her own albums (ContactMusic)

Dumb and Dumber 2009

Miss USA runner-up Carrie Prejean has a lot more on her plate to think about than Perez Hilton. She’s got an “opposite” relationship with none other than Michael Phelps!

Her grandmother, Jeanette Coppolla, confirmed the news, saying, “Carrie and Michael have been out to baseball games and lunch. He always calls her when he is in town and they go out.”

Grandmama also states that Carrie’s aware of his rep (he-slut) saying:

“Carrie knows that he has dated a lot of girls but she enjoys going out with him and isn’t serious about being in a relationship with him. He’s a nice guy and she likes him.” (AllieIsWired)

So basically, she’s the “California Ass” in Michael’s Map of the USP (United States of Pussy) and she don’t mind…

BTW - I well aware of all the stupidity regarding Perez Hilton, Miss California, and “the gay question”…

My take?  Perez was being an idiot for asking such a loaded question in a beauty pageant.  Why the fuck was he even judging?  Was Burt Convy dead?  Oh wait, he is…

Second, if difference between winning and losing was one single question then the pageant’s a joke anyway.

Lastly - seriously, if the world is so damn concerned about the opinions of one airheaded blonde; we are in a SHITLOAD of trouble.