CelebrityFIST!

Really not much to say but: WOW!

The Pussycat Dolls apparently do everything together - including go to the beach.  Do I get lucky like the guy who took these photos.  Nope.  I get overweight retirees who ride in those motorized scooters that run over my mother’s foot (true story).

Srsly, if you’re too fat to walk, then you REALLY need to start walking more. 

Sorry, still recovering.  On the plus side, they ALL look really good in their bikinis.

I’ve heard some issues with team chemistry.  What I would suggest is they start a hobby that they can all work on together as a team.  Preferably me, on the beach, with 8 bottles tequila (purely for ‘relaxation’ purposes only). 
(more…)

 Awesome Aussie

…not that I know anything about that personally. 

Now she’s gotta ruin it by getting some boobs.  Actually, they look real.  Now she’s the type of girl you take to mum, try desperately to fuck afterwards only to get turned down which only makes you persue her more.  After about 6 months, you finally give up and go back to the skanks you hang with but its just not the same.

…

Once again, not that I know anything about that personally… (more…)

Enough of my vacay (for now ) - lets start with something easy.  Marne Patterson.  Well actually, I don’t know if she actually is easy but she’s an actress so that pretty much says “easy” right?

In either case, she’s a hottie in this pink little get up of hers and would actually make TV more enjoyable than all these weretarded reality shows on right now. 
(more…)

Alright alright, if every then has gone as planned I am home recovering from my vacation.  I may or may not have posted some regular stuff - if not, I’m sorry.  Will surely be back tomorrow.

Ok, time for the clean up crew here…

(more…)

Okay, okay I’m on my way home! (God willing) Sheesh!!

(more…)

On my way home thanking the stars I’m still in one piece (hopefully) and finally back to a bed I know.

(more…)

Still on the run….

(more…)

By this time, I will probably driving myself nuts with the family and eager to get my ass back home. 

Now I remember why I don’t travel for my vacations. 

(more…)

Now, its a marathon, eh?

What?  I needed a fuckin’ vacation!  I’m in fuckin’ Disney!  Not like I’m stuck on a tropical isle with virginal babes. 

That’s next year… 

(more…)

Halfway thru and better have some damn good pics of the ladies of Epcot.  We’ll see…

(more…)