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Closest we’ll ever get to an 18-year-old tongue … without money exchanging hands

… don’t bother trying to figure the logic of it.

Anyway, here’s Emma Roberts - the only reason she’s on here is that she’s 18 and wearing shorts.  Lets face it, sometimes it don’t take much to make it on the blog (looks whos running okay?).

Oh and the answer to headline is below the pictures… (more…)

I’m not sure what type of phone Alyssa Milano has here but the old fart in the pics where her SURE seems to be enjoying the view what features her phone has.  Actually I’d like to have her features too - preferably naked, tied to the bed, and covered in baby oil.

(singing) We’re slip-sliding awaaaaaay, we’re slip-sliding away...

Bonus video - Youtube is kind enough to have the Alyssa Milano workout tape (”Teen Steam“, no really) for your exercising pleasure.  (What you all exercise is none of my fucking business) 

Here’s Miranda Kerr at the red carpet for the ESPYs doing what she does best, which is basically standing still and whoring it up.  Megan Fox has made a successful career out of it, so why not right?

Gonna keep the posts short and sweet while Chaoz here mulls over his next move.  Though in reality he knows his opponent(s) move next.  Just like chess, gotta stay a step or two ahead.

Ah, you don’t here good shit like this anymore.  Fuckin’ poseurs.

Okay, I don’t get this at all.  Here we have the self-proclaimed King of Pop in the year 2000 (courtesy of an Ebony magazine feature from 1985) and he looks.  Well … he looks like Billy Dee Williams.  Now, lets face it.  There are WORSE looks to have.  Frankly, for me, Billy Dee would be an improvement for me.

But does Jacko stick to the plan.  NAH.  He wants to go painkiller white.  W.T.F?

No really.  This is not a bad look.  Sure, he might have been gay or bi or vegetable.  But shit, the chicks would’ve dug it.

…

Such a dumbass.

Forty years (formed in 1969)

Three members

No changes

THAT - IS - HOW - TEXAS - ROCKS!

That’s why I hate pretenders.  Fuckin’ assholes who think they know the score.

Hot shit in a champagne glass?  Fuck you.  Try cold diarrhea in a styrofoam cup, LOSER.

Gone too soon.

Now this is music!!

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