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CelebrityFIST! » Archive for September, 2009

Archive for September, 2009

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He really loves those pajamas he got for Xmas last year…

Wanna hear about Scott Weiland and the seizure he had?  Too bad (toss papers).  Nah, he’s okay but they had to divert the plane he was on.  Hopefully he’s doing ok. (For the record, Weiland is - by rule - the only celeb I can’t snark on.  Why is for me to know.  ;) )

How about we talk about Jennifer Lopez, her ass, … and her buttocks.  :lol:

Sweet Jesus on a Jesus cracker what the FUCK is Marc “Skeletor” Anthony wearing.??? At the US Capitol, no less!?  :???:   Never mind the fact that J.Lo., the hasbeen singer, has as much reason to be there as J.Lo., my cat (no really - I named her that.  I have issues.).  Good Loki, all he’s missing is a bike helmet.

(shakes head, pops beer 4 open)

I can only assume she dresses him under this deranged notion that if he dresses remotely fashionable someone might snatch ’studmuffin’ up.  She has noooooo worries.  Worse is that she LET’S him dress like that on his own meaning:

  1. she doesn’t give a shit about him, or…
  2. her fashion sense (what little she allegedly had) went out the window

Either way, this CAN’T be good.

On the plus side, her ass still looks highly sperm-worthy.  :twisted:

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I’m off the next 61 hours…

I have a 12 pack of Dos Equis…

A bottle of tequila…

It’s a Friday night and I’m blogging...

hit it

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Six beers and two shots of tequila later…

Janet Jackson - Stewart Shining Photoshoot

Kitty Lea & Kelly Lu enjoy each other in an undated shoot:

Blake Lively looking nice and slutty in New York (09/15/09):

Jennifer Aniston looking almost hot at LA’s Love Happens Premiere (09/15/09):


Nicola Tappenden in Page 3:

Sophie Reade - Topless for Nuts:

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Okay, granted this ISN’T news but when the woman herself admits it in the pages of Rolling Stone?  Well, then you gotta worry.  No, not about her - about the rest of us. (more…)

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Great thing about gettin’ drunk at home?  You can get ticketed for SWI (surfing while intoxicated).  However, then you have to wonder $600 worth of electronics you don’t need (true story). (more…)

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Okay … first, finally got out at a decent time from work.  Also, have 4 beers in me so I’m doing peachy.

Almost.

Well, AT&T updated Wordpress - sorta.  See, I had nearly moved this blog over to another blog (same site) but never did.  As a result THAT defunct blog got updated (whee) but this one?  Uh …. no.

So, what to do?

On the weekend I’m going to slowly copy everything on this blog over to the ‘new’ one.  The whole kit-and-kaboodle as it were.  Don’t worry, you won’t notice a thing.

IF - and ONLY if - the copy is sufficient where it’s unnoticeable of ANY difference.  I will have “celebrityfist.com” automatically redirect to the ‘new’ blog.  You guys won’t have to change bookmarks or anything (Zeus willing).

HOWEVER - if I don’t think it’s gonna work (and … well, I don’t think it will); then we’ll just stay here for the duration.  Capiche?

In the meantime, sit back enjoy one my favorite songs: “Desperado” by The Eagles.

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She looks so uncoordinated.  Wanna help her?

Want to hear about the Megan Fox/Amanda Seygfried kiss from Jennifer’s Body (or whatever that turd movie is called)?  No you don’t. (more…)

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From ContactMusic:

Hollywood actor Patrick Swayze has died at the age of 57 after losing his battle with pancreatic cancer. (more…)

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Bald dude’s lucky his wife is on the phone…  :lol:

You want the latest shit about Kanye WestOF COURSE NOT! (throws papers out)

How about Blake Lively at the US Open showing off her puffy nipples?  Better?

Thought so. (more…)

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Yeah this shit ain’t working in my favor right now.

Just got home late from another long day of work - 10 hrs today.  Yesterday was 9 & 1/2.  On eight hrs. pay.

Like Danny Glover said “I’m getting too old for this shit.”

So, I’m drowning in the ocean of my life.  Blue October sounds like a good idea for today.

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