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The Public Shouldn’t Respect Celebrity, Celebrity Should Respect The Public
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He really loves those pajamas he got for Xmas last year…
Wanna hear about Scott Weiland and the seizure he had? Too bad (toss papers). Nah, he’s okay but they had to divert the plane he was on. Hopefully he’s doing ok. (For the record, Weiland is - by rule - the only celeb I can’t snark on. Why is for me to know. )
How about we talk about Jennifer Lopez, her ass, … and her buttocks.
Sweet Jesus on a Jesus cracker what the FUCK is Marc “Skeletor” Anthony wearing.??? At the US Capitol, no less!? Never mind the fact that J.Lo., the hasbeen singer, has as much reason to be there as J.Lo., my cat (no really - I named her that. I have issues.). Good Loki, all he’s missing is a bike helmet.
(shakes head, pops beer 4 open)
I can only assume she dresses him under this deranged notion that if he dresses remotely fashionable someone might snatch ’studmuffin’ up. She has noooooo worries. Worse is that she LET’S him dress like that on his own meaning:
she doesn’t give a shit about him, or…
her fashion sense (what little she allegedly had) went out the window
Either way, this CAN’T be good.
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On the plus side, her ass still looks highly sperm-worthy.
Okay, granted this ISN’T news but when the woman herself admits it in the pages of Rolling Stone? Well, then you gotta worry. No, not about her - about the rest of us. (more…)
Great thing about gettin’ drunk at home? You can get ticketed for SWI (surfing while intoxicated). However, then you have to wonder $600 worth of electronics you don’t need (true story). (more…)
Okay … first, finally got out at a decent time from work. Also, have 4 beers in me so I’m doing peachy.
Almost.
Well, AT&T updated Wordpress - sorta. See, I had nearly moved this blog over to another blog (same site) but never did. As a result THAT defunct blog got updated (whee) but this one? Uh …. no.
So, what to do?
On the weekend I’m going to slowly copy everything on this blog over to the ‘new’ one. The whole kit-and-kaboodle as it were. Don’t worry, you won’t notice a thing.
IF - and ONLY if - the copy is sufficient where it’s unnoticeable of ANY difference. I will have “celebrityfist.com” automatically redirect to the ‘new’ blog. You guys won’t have to change bookmarks or anything (Zeus willing).
HOWEVER - if I don’t think it’s gonna work (and … well, I don’t think it will); then we’ll just stay here for the duration. Capiche?
In the meantime, sit back enjoy one my favorite songs: “Desperado” by The Eagles.