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CelebrityFIST! » Archive for October, 2009

Archive for October, 2009

There before him, a glittering toy no Star-Child could resist, floated the planet Earth with all its
peoples.
He had returned in time. Down there on that crowded globe, the alarms would be flashing across
the radar screens, the great tracking telescopes would be searching the skies - and history as men
knew it would be drawing to a close.
A thousand miles below, he became aware that a slumbering cargo of death had awoken, and
was stirring sluggishly in its orbit. The feeble energies it contained were no possible menace to
him; but he preferred a cleaner sky. He put forth his will, and the circling megatons flowered in a
silent detonation that brought a brief, false dawn to half the sleeping globe. Then he waited,
marshaling his thoughts and brooding over his still untested powers. For though he was master of
the world, he was not quite sure what to do next.
But he would think of something.
- Arthur C. Clarke, 2001: A Space Odyssey
ANFR:  Metallica - “Don’t Tread On Me”
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…I know the pieces fit…
BTW, here’s Kayden Kross waiting for you to call.  Me?  I going to get a steak.  Be back.
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This is a mumbling so you can skip all this to the pics on the bottom… (more…)

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Really, do I need to type anything after this video?

BTW, ‘BFS’ are near-town boys (Wichita Falls) and thus earn a special weretarded place in my black, cold heart.  Enjoy!

Woo-hoo!
Woo-hoo!

Debbie just hit the wall
She never had it all
‘One Prozac a day’
Husband’s a CPA
Her dreams went out the door
When she turned twenty-four
Only been with one man
What happened to her plan?

She was gonna be an actress
She was gonna be a star
she was gonna shake her ass
On the hood of Whitesnake’s car.
Her yellow SUV is now the enemy
Looks at her average life
And nothing has been alright

Since Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
and music still on MTV.
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she’s uncool
But she still preoccupied
with 19- 19- 1985

Woohoo
(1985)
Woohoo

She’s seen all the classics
She knows every line
‘Breakfast Club’, ‘Pretty in Pink’
Even ‘St. Elmo’s Fire’
She rocked out to Wham!
Not a big Limp Bizkit fan
Thought she’d get a hand
On a member of Duran Duran.

Where’s the mini-skirt made of snake skin
And who’s the other guy singing in Van Halen?
When did reality become T.V.?
What ever happen to sitcoms, game shows?
(On the radio, there was…)

Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she’s uncool
But she still preoccupied
With 19- 19- 1985

Woo-hoo

She hates time.  Make it stop.
When did Motley Crew become classic rock?
And when did Ozzy become an actor?
Please make this stop, stop -
Stop!
And bring back…

Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she’s uncool
But she still preoccupied
With 1985.

Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she’s uncool
But she still preoccupied

With 19- 19- 1985

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I don’t understand why a half-naked woman needs to be in Men’s Fitness.  Especially if it’s a non-athlete like Ashley Greene. (more…)

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Let’s face it.  Planet Hollywood is as played out as Tila Nguyen.  Hell, we have one here in town (it’s an unofficial rule that when something gets built here, it’s already died out).  Anyway, I’ve been to one once and it was over-priced, crap food, and too fucking ‘busy’.  Kinda like squeezing a Universal Theme Park into a closet.

Well, Amber Heard went to the one at NYC and … WHOLE FUCKING JUMPIN’ JESUS!  :shock:

Granted, its the stilletos making this outfit and making me drool.  The tight ass … um, pants don’t hurt either (at least not me).  You gotta love the last pic where she has that “Tee hee, why does everyone want an autograph from me?”

Trust me girl, they’re settling for an autograph.  What these guys want is you bent over their table with those pants pull down a you saying, “Would you like a salad with that?”

Oh, so I’m guessing.

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One of my cats just beat the shit outta my right foot, I’m getting these retarded popups, and it’s 9am.

Why the fuck am I awake on my day off at 9am!?  :shock:

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I don’t know if I’m doing this because of the crappy GG for today I gave ya, or the fact I haven’t been awhile, or the fact there’s actually some good sets on hand.

Probably all three.  :)

This is ‘Nicole’ (you know that’s not their real names but for identity’s sake) from X-Art.  Really nothing like a topless chick in jeans, ya know.

Actually I don’t know either.  Not in real life anyway.  Aw shit, just enjoy the pics while I go untwist my brain.

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Real name: Lauren Heatherly
21 years old
OWASSO, Oklahoma
United States (more…)

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As I go thru the daily ‘business’ of stealing procuring assembling pictures to post, sometimes something strikes me that tells me (or my dick, which has veto power) to post it up!

That’s really the only explanation I have for these pictures going up of Doutzen Kroes.  There’s not many of them and you only really see her body in one of them, but there are nevertheless striking.  Or stroking - whatever.

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Just got off the phone with the “pseudo”  heard the phrase “I’m tired” from her 7 times in a 4 minute conversation.  I asked her what I can do, she said “nothing, I have it handled.  Thanks”.

Look, I am a reasonable man (or think I am) but … I have my damn limits.

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