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CelebrityFIST! » Archive for November, 2009

Archive for November, 2009

As you should already know, nerve cells sometimes fire randomly in this pickled organ I call ‘my brain’.  The resulting response usually is some random moment from the past (kinda like flashbacks minus the LSD).  Anyway, yesterday this song popped back outta nowhere and now I have it fuckin’ stuck in my head.  I’m hoping that if I post it up; it’ll leave me alone.

No really - I woke up this morning and this song already going on in my head, in mid-verse.  Really fucks up my brain.  And don’t even get me started on all the freak-ass architecture I dream up.  Did you know I’ve managed to map out a nice little city that doesn’t exist?  Really, must be about (looks at sheet of paper) 35 downtown blocks plus a sewage system, highway system, some suburbs, several apartment complexes, a couple of schools, and a city park and an amusement park?

But I digress.  Anyway, here’s a flashback from 1984.

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Is it possible to hate a job so much you almost love it?  :shrugs:

Feh, here’s some pretty pictures (ooh, babeage!) (more…)

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Janet Jackson, she ain’t. :shock:

First off all I know about Diosa Canales, I learned from Google and all I learned from Google about Diosa Canales is she’s big tits.

…seriously, that was all I could figure out…

She might be a porn star or an actress or even the Moroccan ambassador to New Guinea for all I know.  But she’s got big tits.

Oh and she apparently has a 2010 calendar out.  What’s odd about it though is that there’s like a bunch of pictures for every month so I don’t know if it’s a weekly or not.  Also unlike most other cheesecake calendars;  Diosa has ‘beefcake’ in hers too.

So maybe she’s a gay icon?  I dunno, but she’s got big tits.

Well, I’m posting up the pics regardless of the dudes for one simple reason: she’s got big tits.

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First off perfectly good reason for not being around the last three days: SAT - recovered from hangover, SUN - job meeting and inventory (which didn’t get done), & MON - did inventory left at 1:30AM.

Okay?  Good.

Well, I couldn’t come up with a snappier headline than I did.  Mainly because all the brain rushed outta my head when I saw these pics of Ashley Greene at the (reads script) ‘Museum of Modern Art Film Benefit’.  I think she’s in that emo vampire movie, Nightlight or something.  I dunno I only watch HIGH brow films.

Like “Exploited Babysitters #74“.  But I digress…

This is a nice, simply, and sexy look.  Kinda like Megan Fox without the artwork… and attitude… and bad film mojo.
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Okay … so UpMyPhoto is down - again.

:mad:

*Sigh* Remind me why I do this again?

Well looks like we’ll be using Imagebam for a couple of days

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Well, after the ‘coups’ of Olivia Munn, Heidi Montag-Spencer, and (urp) Marge Simpson; Playboy was essentially on the verge of irrelevance.

Ok, it was already there. (more…)

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Ah!  I see someone uploaded a piece of my mentality up on YouTube.

BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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I have a friend who says he and his fiance chose this to be their song at their wedding.

No.  Really.  No joke. (more…)

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Yes, gossip.  I figured you needed to be reminded on occasion that Hollyweird isn’t just about boobs and ass.  It’s about stupidity too!

Coming soon to a TV near you:  Charlie’s Angels: Fully Bloated (JustJared)

Okay, I made the title up.  Seriously, though 3 women around each other all the time?  Their cycles would SOOO sync.

Nicole Kidman went the Meg Ryan route and is freaking the fuck outta everyone. (Celebitchy)

I don’t see the problem; she’s a redhead who now has dick-sucking-lips.  Really, there’s a problem with this???

Madonna and Jesus (Luz) might get married.  (Popsugar)

Pestilence:  “Hmm, I don’t recall seeing this in Revelations.  But Jon Gosselin and Octomom might go on a date.”

War:  “Yeah, neither do I but business is booming for me as well.”

Disease:  “True, and Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are still spreading my fun around.”

Death: “Aw, the heck with it.  LET’S ROCK N ROLL!”

Johnny Depp is buying… Nicholas Cage?  (LaineyGossip)

Too wild to be true.  Or … too wild that it has to be.  Either way, Depp’s rep gets a boost (like it needs it anyway).

Eh, I’d find more but I’m bored with this post.  NEXT!

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Okay…. look …. I don’t like Katy Perry.  Now yeah, she’s got big tits and if she wanted to go down on me I don’t think I’d turn her down.  But beyond that.  Nah.  Doesn’t do anything for me.

This song however managed to crawl under my skin and won’t let go.  Maybe because I’ve never been to Vegas my whole life and while I will - eventually - wonder how its gonna turn out.  My guess something like this video.  :P

BTW, yeah if I took a woman with me and do see myself ‘accidentally’ getting married.  :shock:

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