CelebrityFIST!

After some debate, I’ve decided to reinstall as section I threw out before ever using it in the first place.  Okay I just got a headache from that sentence.

Anyhoo, Mondays will be MST3K Mondays and I throw in a short that Joel or Mike and the Bots did just for yucks.  As you know my love for MST3K is extreme and since throwing up a movie is nigh impossible (with the crap version of WordPress I use) - I’ll just post the shorts instead.

So today, its “A Date With Your Family” - which sounds about exiting as ‘kissing your sister’. 

… Amanda Seyfried … Hilary Duff … Jennifer Love Hewitt … Paris Hilton … Jon Voight & ‘Bradgelina’

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Gonna take a break from the celebrities for today and shift over to some general eyecandy - which of course means - MORE BOOBIES!

Yeah, I’d figure you’d like that my puppets!  Dance! Damn you!  Dance! Sorry got carried away there.  (more…)

Good evening to another episode of CelebrityFist!  The blog that thinks its bad syndicated TV show on cable.

…instead of the bad blog on the Internet that it is…

I figured that I’m on officially for about 4 hours (tops) a day.  No sense pretending that I’m on more than that.  However, while some those OTHER blogs (the good ones) throw out endless piles of shit hoping something sticks.   We here at ChaozCentral have decided to make sure ALL of our shit sticks.  …. or something like that.

So i start with … two girls kissing.  What does this have to with celebrities?  ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!  Enjoy!!

Well another weekend shot to hell (opens beer) - salud!

If you wondering what I have up my sleeve for today, not much just Keeley Hazell’s sex tape.  Now if you don’t know who she is you’ve been either leaving as a monk, or under a large rock and you DEFINITELY haven’t been reading this blog.  She’s a British big boob model (32E) rather popular in all the “lad mags”.

I concede I rather like the video even though the best part is only like the first 3 minutes.  First a reminder of what she looks like (like you really need it): (more…)

Okay, I was SUPPOSED to start today with this post … but got a little mentally sidetracked with the Celebrity Goodies.  My bad! 

Well here’s a 50 pics post of some nice ladies on the beach.  Some wearing bikinis … others - well wearing less.  (more…)

HE’S CRAZY I TELLS YA!!  CRAZY!! (more…)

And the Madness of King Chaoz continues…. (more…)

Yeah there’s a message hidden here.  What it is?  I have no fucking idea.  Me and my brain are not speaking to one another (long story).