Gratuitous Goodies For 11/06/09 (Crash & Burn … And Sauteed Ed.)
Posted by: Chaoz in Gratuitous GoodiesUgh. Now I remember why I stopped going to strip clubs. I went earlier and it never seems to fail but I get women arguing over me. Now on the surface this sounds nice - and perhaps a few years ago, it was - but after a while I just want to have a good time and leave. Nowadays, I can’t go without having Dancer #B upset because I hung out with Dancer #A so she tells Dancer #C who’s friends with Dancer #D who tells me and wonders why I haven’t gotten dances from her in the first place.
Suddenly “Penis’ night out” turns into fuckin’ “Melrose Place”. FUCK! Can’t a guy get a blowjob in peace anymore??
(and while I let you ponder the silliness of the last sentence - metaphorically and literally - enjoy these ladies) (more…)






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