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CelebrityFIST! » Archive for Gratuitous Goodies

Archive for the “Gratuitous Goodies” Category

Ugh.  Now I remember why I stopped going to strip clubs.  I went earlier and it never seems to fail but I get women arguing over me.  Now on the surface this sounds nice - and perhaps a few years ago, it was - but after a while I just want to have a good time and leave.  Nowadays, I can’t go without having Dancer #B upset because I hung out with Dancer #A so she tells Dancer #C who’s friends with Dancer #D who tells me and wonders why I haven’t gotten dances from her in the first place.

Suddenly “Penis’ night out” turns into fuckin’ “Melrose Place”.  FUCK!  Can’t a guy get a blowjob in peace anymore??

(and while I let you ponder the silliness of the last sentence - metaphorically and literally - enjoy these ladies) (more…)

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Onward now to Gratuitous Goodies!  These are chicks you probably don’t know (I know I don’t).  But that should stop ya from enjoying them.  :D (more…)

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I was just gonna bypass these pics but I’ll concede something about her just screams “blowjob in the backseat”.  Surprisingly she’s 31.  By that I mean she doesn’t look 31.  I’ve seen 31 - it looks pretty old and beaten down and generally worse than me …. of course, these are strippers I’m talking about so that may be where the difference lies.  :P

In either case, here she is at the “Pride of Britain” Awards (which sounds like an oxymoron of sorts but whatever) showing off her legs and a mouth that would look really nice wrapped … well you know the rest.  :twisted:

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Mild correction - the Patron is the Anejo not Reprosado, sorry.

And now - eye candy!! (more…)

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When I saw these pics I thought they were Fergie fakes or a photoshoot long hidden come to light.  Upon further review though, its only Louise Glover; a British boob model.

Frankly, I think that’s an upgrade for this place so I thought I’d post them up for youse guys.  Enjoy!!

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Halle Berry went to the “Keep A Child Alive” party (shit, you keep the alive by partying?  Well, I DID keep many stripper kid’s fed as I was getting those “special” dances  :twisted: )  and we can see two ways that Halle intends to keep children alive.

Actually that top looks really tight.  Those milk puppies look like they just might pop ‘over the top’.  Well, one can hope.  All I know is that the drinks are on her (and probably FROM her)!

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Sorry if the pic looks f-ed up - she really does look hot in these pics…

Ok… maybe not.  But I mean, C’MON!  She’s wearing what amounts to a skintight bathtowel - with a zipper in the front!!  In a situation like this I would do everything in my power to get close to her; ’snag’ my finger on the zipper and ZZZZZZZZZZZZIP my way to hospital (after the bouncers got a hold of me).

It would SO be worth it though!

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Sorry for the short posting today.  Got outta work but then got called right back so I could open the department to let some construction guys in.  Bitched out some people and then just got home.  Its a freakin’ hour round-trip.  Ugh.

Okay - here’s some eye candy.  Enjoy!! (more…)

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Well, I LOVE redheads.  Love, love, love’em!!!!

Take Christy Hemme.  Well, on the other hand, DON’T - I called dibs long ago.    But enjoy the pics anyway.

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Talk about ‘fully-loaded’ ;)
Ah, first day back at work - its like I never left.  … That’s not really a good thing, is it?  FUCK!!

Speaking of fuck, here’s Tindra from Photodromm.  Granted I don’t like fake titties (and these are certainly fakes, especially since her nipples look like gun turrents on battleship.  Eh, they still look okay on her.

And no, I have no fucking idea why the set is called Wolverine…  :???:







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