CelebrityFIST!

BTW, instead of overloading you with a ridiculous amount of pictures in one post.  I thought I’d break it up into chunks for you all to enjoy bit by bit.  Kinda like a nice steak.

…and speaking of meat markets; lets start off with Selita Ebanks.  And, no, I don’t know why she has a choir next to her and no, I don’t know why the Black Eyed Peas were invited to this gig.  Enjoy anyway!

PS - these pics are huge! (1 Megabyte plus each)

I’ve got something to warm up that chest of hers. 

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Okay, forget the last part. 

Still, these pictures prove that Blake Lively may be the ‘anti-Megan Fox‘ as she continues to look hot without putting so much effort into it (ya know, licking lips and other shit).  Plus - and how do I put this delicately - I would plow her like Kansas in springtime and leave enough seed in her for a bumper crop in the fall.

Alright, I think I just pulled a muscle ‘over-similing’.  Either way, enjoy. (more…)

Is it possible to hate a job so much you almost love it?  :shrugs:

Feh, here’s some pretty pictures (ooh, babeage!) (more…)

First off perfectly good reason for not being around the last three days: SAT - recovered from hangover, SUN - job meeting and inventory (which didn’t get done), & MON - did inventory left at 1:30AM.

Okay?  Good.

Well, I couldn’t come up with a snappier headline than I did.  Mainly because all the brain rushed outta my head when I saw these pics of Ashley Greene at the (reads script) ‘Museum of Modern Art Film Benefit’.  I think she’s in that emo vampire movie, Nightlight or something.  I dunno I only watch HIGH brow films.

Like “Exploited Babysitters #74“.  But I digress…

This is a nice, simply, and sexy look.  Kinda like Megan Fox without the artwork… and attitude… and bad film mojo.

I was just gonna bypass these pics but I’ll concede something about her just screams “blowjob in the backseat”.  Surprisingly she’s 31.  By that I mean she doesn’t look 31.  I’ve seen 31 - it looks pretty old and beaten down and generally worse than me …. of course, these are strippers I’m talking about so that may be where the difference lies. 

In either case, here she is at the “Pride of Britain” Awards (which sounds like an oxymoron of sorts but whatever) showing off her legs and a mouth that would look really nice wrapped … well you know the rest. 

Halle Berry went to the “Keep A Child Alive” party (shit, you keep the alive by partying?  Well, I DID keep many stripper kid’s fed as I was getting those “special” dances  )  and we can see two ways that Halle intends to keep children alive.

Actually that top looks really tight.  Those milk puppies look like they just might pop ‘over the top’.  Well, one can hope.  All I know is that the drinks are on her (and probably FROM her)!

Sorry if the pic looks f-ed up - she really does look hot in these pics…

It would SO be worth it though!

Okay, I conceded once before that Amber Rose (Kanye West’s on-again, off-again) looked hot.  Mind you she was wearing jeans that may as well been sprayed on and stilletos that defied gravity.  Of course, she’s made that common misconception that just because she looked sexy in something; she looks sexy in ANYTHING (I call it “Megan Fox syndrome, type II“)

So she shows up at Elle Women in Hollywood Tribute.  Ick.  Maybe its the dress, maybe its the fact that her tattoo is showing.

Or maybe its the simple fact she bald as hell and the lights are reflecting off her head like a goddamn cueball.

She reminds of a Barbie doll my sister had.  Beat up and worn out, my sister pulled out all of its hair to see how it was stuck on there.

No punchline needed.

So another workweek clutches its chest and keels over dead.  Hmph.  Could be worse, coulda been me keeled over.

Anyway, getting ready to start posting and rummaging through pics and realize that Bianca Gasciogne looks very much like an older skankier (well, slightly older and slightly skankier) version of Miley “Virgin” Cyrus.  In case you’ve forgotten (and I don’t blame ya) - Bianca is the daughter of some big time soccer player and fucker of Eurotrash the world over.

So is Bianca going doing a Miley or has Miley chosen her mentor?  Why would you care?  Why would I care?

Well, I don’t - I just need a little time to post something more worthwhile.  Hang on.  Hang on.

Eyes open is usually an extra $40.

You know, I’m gonna actually have to watch more TV and movies if I’m gonna report on this shit more often.  Otherwise, 99% of my posts are gonna basically be like this:

I don’t know who Kat Dennings is - I mean Wiki tells me she’s been in movies but unless its porn; I haven’t seen her in anything.    However she looks like she could do porn; or should do porn.

I actually had to check to make sure she was legal before saying that.  Jesus, I mean I can’t tell anymore.  Sixteen year olds look like 20 (Momsen) or 40 (Ali Lohan).  While legal ones look underage (like Dennings here).  I give up.  I’m just gonna have to have the phrase “MUST SHOW ID” on my dick before venturing out.  Ugh!

So here’s Kat at the premiere of Shorts (which I’m gonna assume she’s in) and it looks like its a kid-friendly movie at that since she poses with a bunch of kids at the premiere (which I have kindly deleted for you).