CelebrityFIST!

That’s really all I’ve got.  I’m not a big fan of blondes but this lady’s legs makes it SOOOOOOOO hard to ignore her (if you know what I mean.  ).   (more…)

Toughest part of ‘Fridge Raider’?

Keeping her skinny enough to move to the next level.

Ooookay, I’m joking.

Actually I saw these posted and the one person put down “she looks really good”. 

Huh?  Look, I’m not one of those idiots that just fucks girls that look so anorexic that they’re willing to suck my dick just to get the protein out.

I mean I DO.  But I like thick girls too.  Except this one who actually had the ‘balls’ to tell me that semen had like a thousand calores per ejaculate so she didn’t give head for that reason; because she’d gain weight.
SAY WHAT?

Look, I tell you why you’re chunky.  QUIT SUPERSIZING (sorry “LARGE-sizing“) that Value Meal!!  Don’t blame my man-milk on that shit.  Hell, why we’re at it.  If you’re gonna blame sperm on that shit; HOW MANY GALLONS OF THAT SHIT DID YOU SWALLOW IN HIGH SCHOOL, BITCH?

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But I digress…

I like chunky girls too.  The point is that if you ARE chunky; um, you probably don’t wanna go around wearing pants that look like you tore through them - literally.  Especially if you’re a has-been child star whose best days are behind her and the best you can hope for in the near future is VH1 ‘celebreality’ shows and the ‘leaked’ sex tape. 

She can blow my candle out anytime…

Nice.  I usually don’t get that lucky for my birthday.  My birthday usually means going to Chuck E Cheese’s and trying to pick up a single mom whose brat wanted to go there that day.  It’s usually all well and good until I get to drunk and then try to impress her by going thru the jungle gym in record time.

Employees don’t like it when you go in there.  Nor when you’re tossing kids left and right trying to get thru it.

But I digress…

Anyway, Natasha is looking pretty good in these pics (in fact, maybe even better than before) and while I’ve never had a hard-on for her; I certainly wouldn’t slam the door on her if she came to my place naked with a bowl of tapioca pudding.

I think she’s sending mixed signals…

Okay, something pretty simple this post.  Heather Graham is vacation somewhere.  Don’t know exactly where, but I know its at a beach and they have friendly douchebags that you can mount at anytime. (more…)

tick-tock, tick-tock / time to rock upon my cock

Now upon first glance, you would think that Chaoz here is nothing but a Dirty Old Man chasing barely legal flesh.

And, you’d be mostly right… (more…)

Time for Battle III:

Jennifer Love Hewitt (American ‘actress/singer’ and former lust object) vs. Jessica Alba (American MILF and former lust object) (more…)

Next up in our Bikini Battle…

Gretchen Rossi (American ‘reality celeb’) vs. Adrienne Curry (American model) (more…)

Have a bunch of bikini pics from just the last two days so rather than make you sit thru each one individually I thought I set up a little “bikini battle” just to make things a tad interesting.

First up, Carolina Baldini (Argentine Model) vs. Katy Perry (American singer/irritant) (more…)

I’ve got nothing…

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