CelebrityFIST!

This is the only type of ‘pink’ I like

Ok, I’ll admit it - she’s hot in a weird “oh man I hope my friends don’t find out” kinda way.  I could see myself trying to bang her but I’d be afraid to sleep with my back to her, you dig?  Last thing I’d need after getting off is to have her look at me in the eye and say those two words every (straight) guy would hate to hear:

“My turn.”

AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHH!

BTW, her ass is definitely Grade A in my book.

 Sienna shows off her ‘technique’…

Things that make you go hmmm: We were a little curious when we caught Sienna Miller exiting the men’s room during Montblanc’s/UNICEF dinner in Hollywood, and downright intrigued when we saw she was being trailed by a short, straggly haired gent … whom she didn’t speak to again that night. (NY Daily News)

Obviously she’s learned from Cameron Diaz on how to get a job in Hollywood.  Well more power (and semen) to her!

Rule #0: DON’T GIVE HEAD WITH COFFEE IN YOUR HAND!

For those 3 or 4 of you who don’t know; there’s alot of porn on the Net.  Which leads to some women being called ’stars’ in this field.  Well, one of them is Puma Swede.  Stupid name?  You betchya.  She really isn’t all that hot either but hey I like my women a little more natural (though top heavy) … what?  I’m picky (sometimes)!  Fuckoff.

Anyhoo, TMZ came up with this little gem of tit-for-tat (or ‘tit-for-head’):

Porn star Puma Swede tells TMZ, pilot David Martz volunteered his chopper as a backdrop for a porn shoot at Montgomery Field in San Diego.

She says as a way to “compensate” Martz for letting her use the chopper in the shoot, she performed oral sex on him while he was flying. Puma is telling the truth. We have video of the entire flight.

Martz has had his pilot’s license suspended twice and revoked twice. He’s still flying.

The pic above and the TMZ link go to the first posting of this.  NOW, TMZ has released the %$^@! censored video…

(click pic to linked post)

Actually, it’s not very explicit at all since they cut out the ENTIRE oral sex scene.  BOO!  Plus he only lasted 47.5 seconds.  47.5 seconds?!  Sorry, Puma’s not THAT good!  Dude, I thought I needed a life!!! 

So now the guys in hot water for the hot … um, “gratitude” he gave Puma.  All 47.5 seconds of it.  Shit, I’d rather give a *** **** for a **** ******* at the *********** **** with tapioca.  [information eliminated due to potential girlfriend reading this]

Well, to make up for this here’s Puma in her natural environment… no censoring. (more…)

From the “Hoes Is Us” Collection.  Now at Sears.

Ok, so this is what happened…

I got busy.

Sorry, but that’s all I’ve got.  But I’m BAAAAACK! 

Well, actually just testing the waters again.  We’ll see how this goes…

So, who shall grace us with her visage?  Well, no face today but everyone is SWEARING that this is Hillary Duff modeling the latest in “Lollipop Hooker” chic.  Nice ass, granted.  And I do like the easy to reach bra clasp.  Plus, if you’re on the go - you can still do the breast cupping from the back.

Obviously, Miss Duh Duff is 5 years ahead of the curve.  Which is about how long it’ll take the Duffster here to burn out and pose in Playboy.  Max.

I’m sure Christina Aguilera did something newsworthy. Maybe she save a bunch of kittens on the side of the road or maybe she found the cure for cancer.

Or - maybe she flashed just enough breast to make us wonder how far her milk streams go. I dunno, I’m not psychic.

Oh yeah, here some pics.

This is Kimberly Stewart…

surprisingly that’s all I had on her for about an hour.  I mean I know she’s Rod Stewarts kid and likes to hang around Paris, Lindsay, Kim Kardashian, etc; but other than that … well, she’s pretty non-descript.

She’s kinda like that girl who you meet at a party, you try to start a conversation with her but you can’t keep enough of her attention as she always winds up talking to someone else.  So just as the party’s winding down, you figured you struck out when she says “Wanna go to my place to fuck?” and you say “Yes” not because you actually want to fuck her but mostly out of confusion.  Suddenly you find yourself in her apartment fucking quietly on the sofa because her roommate’s asleep in the bedroom they share and after you manage to get off, she’s says “Thanks for a nice night” and sends you on your merry way.  Then as you’re in your car on your way home you suddenly realize that: (1) you don’t remember her name, and (2) you never even got her phone number, so you’re just kinda dumbfounded at what just happened and feel kinda used, so you decide not to mention this to anybody because the whole situation just sounds too weird to explain.

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Hypothetically speaking, of course.

Lindsay Lohan.

Just the name is synonymous with sluttiness, drugs, alcohol, partying.  In short, the perfect one-night-stand (STDs aside, of course).  Having gone through like 200 stories just from New Year’s Eve alone (okay, 180 of those were porn related, but don’t mind that), I decided that we need a Lindsay to start the year off just right.

Wild child actress Lindsay Lohan showed off her ample pulling skills when she kissed THREE men in one busy 24-hour spell while visiting Capri for a film festival last weekend.But it is not every man who manages to get lucky enough to make it back to Li-Lo’s pad.

Only actor Dario Faiella, the son of Italian music legend Peppino Di Capri, headed back to her hotel. But Li-Lo was clearly smitten with her choice, as she showed an undressed Faiella her appreciation with a loving hand on his derriére out on her room balcony. (source)