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CelebrityFIST! - The Public Shouldn't Respect Celebrity, Celebrity Should Respect The Public
The Public Shouldn’t Respect Celebrity, Celebrity Should Respect The Public
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Evening all (or morning; depending on your location). Just got outta work and things or returning to normal (which is the normal state of uncontrolled chaoz that drives me up the fucking wall). Plus, I met up with an old friend - Pseudo-monster. Who? Its a combination of pseudoephedrine (which I take - legitimately for nasal congestion) and an energy drink; Monster in this case. My allergies have been like shit so I’ve been taking the PSE for a few days and I was at work and decided to drink a Monster (which I do on occasion). Of course, its been ages since I’ve taken the two together.
…talk about fucking someone again at first sight…
I cannot recommend taking it since it could very kill you (the combination gave me high blood pressure when I did it when I was younger - then it was PSE and Red Bull) - but still…
Well, on that chemically-altered note, I give you the opening scene to the series “Breaking Bad“. Easily one of the best shows on Earth right now. Premise is simple, a nerdy chemistry teacher finds out he has cancer so he decides the best way to financially secure his family is to turn to a life of crime for some easy money - basically by cooking methamphetamine.
I know this is a rerun. Leave me alone. I’m feeling old and miserable…
Woo Hoo Hooooo!
Woo hoo hooooo!
Debbie just hit the wall
She never had it all
One Prozac a day
Husband’s a CPA
Her dreams went out the door
When she turned 24.
Only been with one man
What happened to her plan?
She was gonna be an actress
She was gonna be a star
She was gonna shake her ass
On the hood of Whitesnake’s car
Her yellow SUV is now the enemy
Looks at her average life
And nothing, has been…
all right since
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she’s uncool
‘Cuz she’s still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985
Woo Hoo Hooooo!
(1985)
Woo Hoo Hooooo!
She’s seen all the classics
She knows every line
“Breakfast Club”, “Pretty In Pink”
Even “St. Elmo’s Fire”
She rocked out to Wham!
Not a big Limp Bizkit fan
Thought she’d get a hand
On a member of Duran Duran
Where’s the mini-skirt made of snakeskin?
And who’s the other guy that’s singing in Van Halen?
When did reality become TV?
What ever happened to sitcoms? game shows?
(on the radio was)
Springsteen, Madonna
way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she’s uncool
‘Cuz she’s still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985
Woo Hoo Hooooo!
She hates time, make it stop
When did Motley Crue become classic rock?
And when did Ozzy become an actor?
Please make this stop, stop, STOP(tick tick tick) and bring back
Springsteen, Madonna
way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she’s uncool
‘Cuz she’s still preoccupied
With 1985
Woo Hoo Hooooo!
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV (Woohoo)
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she’s uncool (1985)
‘Cuz she’s still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985
Somehow very appropo for my situation. How? Well, that’s my secret.
‘Rehabilitated’? Well, now let me see. You know, I don’t have any idea what that means. … … I know what you think it means, sonny. To me, its just a made-up word. A politician’s word so young fellas like yourself can wear a suit and a tie. Have a job. What do you really want to know? Am I sorry for what I did? … … There’s not a day goes by I don’t feel regret. Not because I’m in here - not because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then. A young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I wanna talk to him. I wanna try to talk some sense to him. Tell him the way things are. But I can’t. That kid’s long gone and this old man’s all that’s left. I gotta live with that.
‘Rehabilitated’? It’s just a bullshit word. So you go on and stamp your forms, sonny and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth - I don’t give a shit.
Well as I try to get through my first week back at work (after a 2 week ‘rest’ where I was haunted by continuous phone calls from work) and bet myself whether or not I cuss someone out (2-1 odds right now). Ah, fuck.
Anyway, lets try getting distracted with some eyecandy. Hmm?
Gabriella Cilmi; The Noble Gift Gala -
Eva Longoria; Noble Gift Gala - I’ll admit she wearing too much damn make-up, the dress saves her from looking like a clown (now she looks like a hooker clown)…
Britain’s Naughtiest Blondes; Zoo UK (03/12/2010) -
Rhian Sugden; Zoo UK (03/12/10) -
Let’s end with a Zoo triple play. Stacey Hannant; Zoo UK (03/12/2010) - sorry lads, this one’s shy.
So it all comes to this - 56 seconds. Not much. But then again…
This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends Not with a bang but a whimper.
- T.S. Eliot, The Hollow Men (1925)
So … is that it? Or was it one of the various versions thrown out during the movie (there’s like six). Well the truth is that there is no The Meaning Of Life (capitals). ‘the meaning of life’ though? Easy, there’s 6 billion plus ‘meanings’ (est. 6,812,614,863 as of this moment). And those are just human beings.
It’s the ultimate “pick a card, any card”.
Oh and the population increased by over 500 in the span it took to read the last 3 sentences (that’s births - deaths).
Deep huh?
Well lets end this on a silly note. The movie actually ends with the credits which are played to a replay of “The Galaxy Song”. No sense putting that up again - SO - I give a young lady who sings the song quite well … BUT, she made sure the camera was on her guitar strumming … … and her chest. A perfectly absurd way to end an absurd movie, no?
Well ‘Death’ starts with a guy who makes sexist remarks is put to death but he chooses his own way to die so he chooses to be chased off a cliff by topless women wearing crash helmets.
Sadly I can’t find a clip (of course). Moving on…
Okay this overlaps the previous clip but the sound sucks. Note - the entry hall to Heaven overlaps with Part IV (the couple leaving the desk is the same one from Part IV - which I STILL can’t find a clip of ).
Here’s a better version of the “Christmas in Heaven” song.
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