Dec 28 2011

Eternal Summer V: Lara Bingle in Sydney (Nice Rack)

Closing out our little Eternal Summer trip with – Miami Sydney.  Seeing how its winter here in North America, that means its summer in Australia (damn round Earth).  So why not take advantage of the sun with some tanning like Lara Bingle did here. Read more »

Dec 28 2011

Eternal Summer IV: Aida Yespica in Miami, 12/12/2011

"And behold the power of the boobies!"

I’m sensing a pattern here with Miami.  Not that that’s surprising really just that – well fuck I dunno.  I figured the Caribbean or even Hawaii during the winter.  Shows you what I know. Read more »

Dec 28 2011

Eternal Summer III: Jennifer Nicole Lee at Mia-HOLY SHIT!

I've got nothing... except a hard-on....

There are moments in life when you just there is nothing in this word that can motivate you.  Where it seems everything is just MEH.  Flatline.  No Exit.  Just ….. THERE.

Then you come across such a shameless display of attention-whoring that it almost makes you cry. Read more »

Dec 27 2011

Eternal Summer II: Sammy Winward in the Canaries, 12/14/2011

I know “who the fuck is Sammy Winward“?  She’s an English “actress, singer, and model” – which is probably code for “casting couch companion”.  Anyhoo, she’s in the Canary Islands (Canary Islands?  Who vacations there??)  looking all cute – with one weird ass looking cameltoe(?).  Either that or she has a pussy outie.  :S Read more »

Dec 27 2011

Eternal Summer: Sarah Shahi In … Somewhere

Hope everyone enjoyed their holidays.  I did – kinda.  Sorta.  Meh.

I’m trying to figure out why women expect you to give them money for nothing.  Seriously.  Can’t wrap my head around this concept of people just GIVING hard-earned cash for a some eye-flirting and sob-story-of-the-week.

It’s kinda like all those articles women read on how to “make their man happy”.  All it takes is two things:

  1. Swallow my cum
  2. Make me a sandwich

After that everything else is pretty much negotiable.

Oh yeah this is Sarah Shahi (who’s on some American TV show – I forget which one) – nice ass.

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Dec 27 2011

What’s Up For New Years, this year?

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Dec 25 2011

Merry Christmas and HO Ho HO!!!

A little something for everyone on this Holiday…..

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Dec 22 2011

Rosie Jones: Topless Just Cuz

GRRRRR- CHAOZPENIS HUNGRY!! CHAOZPENIS *SMASH*!!!

….aw shit… Read more »

Dec 22 2011

Katarina Van Derham: More Like ‘Van DAMN!’

You know looking at these pics is making me want to go back to the club today – DAMN YOU CHAOZPENIS!!

Nevertheless, this chick is hot.  She hasn’t show nipplage yet though you see one  in the see thru and she’s wearing so nice ho shorts.  Read more »

Dec 22 2011

Eternal Summer: Yulia Voronin in Miami 12/18/2011

Lopsided pussy  :(

I’m off the next two days.  Yesterday got out of work early and decided to head over my new strip club (I don’t my plastic and my bank card limits me to $300 a day (assholes – I wonder why?   :lol: )   Anyway, already know too many girls there (many are refugees from the previous club), may already have to bail.  Goddammit, I just wish they’d realize that I’m not THEIR piggy bank.  I have money and I demand fair trade for it.  I’m not just gonna GIVE you money cause your guys in jail/car broke down/can’t buy that Xbox 360 for the rugrat. Read more »