As you can tell I’m in 1) Spring cleaning mode, and 2) drinking mode.  And yes, I tend to post more (and post better) when I’m drinking.  Total Ernest Hemingway – hmm, he died in ’61; I was born in ’67.

Coincidence!? …. Yup.  Read more »

I'd do that seashell joke again....

You now how they say there’s a time when you have the whole world in the palm of your hand?

This is not one of those times.

Not that that’s a problem, its just that its always the little shit that gets in your way of enjoying a day.  Even though its minor shit, it never fails to be annoying.  Ya know?

Enough banter.  100 plus pics of Eternal Summer just cause I haven’t done shit all week here.  (My kingdom for a winning lottery ticket….)

Older stuff (‘old’ here defined as over a year old  ) but nevertheless good stuff, Maynard.  Enjoy! Read more »

Ok, first – no I still haven’t gotten around to making a ‘lineup’ of all the women floating around.  Though I’ll do that now and eventually migrate it over to a main page.  Plus, time to catch up with a shitload of other … uh …. ‘shit’. Read more »

“THIS is an ex-parrot!” – lmao….

I got nothing to add to this.  Who does?

Pic ridiculously unrelated (still awesome though)

Ok, so I’m trying getting ready to spend time tomorrow with the girlfriend The Ex (she’s leaving her kid with her mom overnight).  On the plus side, this means lots and lots of gratuitous (possibly illegal in some states) sex.    On the obvious down side, she’s trying to launch a “counter offensive” of sorts.  However, for reasons I’ll explain in a couple of posts – I – well I don’t trust her.

However, never let trust stand in the way of free (and disease-free) poon, I say.

So… I thought I’d resurrect GG posts as i need to really clean the shit outta my harddrive(s).   We’re gonna start with a simple 113 pics and go from there.  mmm’kay? Read more »

I like the word ‘potpourri’.  Read more »

This is Lara bingle – we’ve seen her before though she was a shitload skinnier.  She was a model though now she’s a donut model or something.  Nevertheless, she still has a nice rack and I’m sure she swallows protein like no one’s business.   Read more »

Ever wonder how to fuck up an Eternal Summer post – short of not actually posting one?  Here’s how.  In case you’re wondering … this is Michelle “bombshell” McGee – or “Whore who was fucking Mr. Sandra bullock” (that’s her confirmation name, I think).   And yes, that is a permanent forehead tattoo. 

I’ve fucked dated girls with ink.  Some with a quite a bit

You know, its really not fair.  Read more »

Thought I’d throw out some lovely non-amateur bods out today.  Starting with Kelly brook who has a body that just you could just bury your face in.  Tits, pussy, ass.  Don’t matter.  It would be all good to me.    Frankly I actually love those wide hips and ass.  Nom nom nom nom!  Read more »