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Call me an ‘old fart’ (Lord, knows everyone does) but I saw this and it was the equivalent of seeing those pics of Megan Fox in Jonah Hex.

To clarify, that is David Tennant (aka Dr. Who #10) posing as Peter Vincent who is apparently now a celebrity magician ala Criss Angel.    Hmm, that didn’t clarify shit, did it?  Let’s start over…

Remember Fright Night?  The awesome from 1985 that had Roddy McDowell playing a washed up TV horror show host.  It also had a William Ragsdale as our hero and Amanda Bearse his hetero-girlfriend.  Chris Sarandon ate up the scenery as the bad guy and was one of the ‘coolest’ horror films ever.

Now?

It looks like this might be played more straight up horror which is ridiculous to begin with.  Further, it seems that our new ‘Peter Vincent’ is doing well for himself and he’ll be taken down a few dozen notches and find his ‘inner strength’ and defeat the evil that lurks in the movie.  Which sucks.  Its like seeing Criss Angel realizing that he’s annoying but finds a way to make himself less annoying.  Where’s the fuckin fun in that??

Hope this movie rots.

….I know – I’m in a pissed off mood and I got blown earlier, what’s up with that?

And no this is NOT a diary of my social life (that’s what Yearbook’s for  )…

Actually this is a sometimes funny, sometimes painful-to-watch compilation of all the supposed fails just in the past month.  Look at this way, you thought your month was bad?  Well watch this…

When I began “The Yearbook Project”; it was a simple fact songs would get left off.  The simple reason is if I tried to remember every song that affected me over the last 25 years I’d probably BE nuts (as opposed to GO nuts).  So I had to simplify it to songs that came out at the particular time.

At the same time, songs are – by essence – timeless.  So some songs deserve an airing regardless of my rules (see previous rant).

Which brings us to Bryan Ferry and his song “Slave To Love”. The song came out in early 1985.  To be honest I forgot the song.  My total bad.  Especially when coupled with the video; which defies the superficial lyrics of the song.  One of the reasons I always like Bryan Ferry to begin with.  He’d throw you a curve ball and then go “seriously, I’m Bryan Ferry – did you expect anything else?”

So add this as song #16 to Yearbook #1 (1984/85):  My bad.  Sincerely.

(or drop “All She Wants To Do Is Dance”)

Like I said “Why talk about it?”

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Okay, so I can’t post regularly worth a shit.  Hmm, regular … shit … there’s a constipation joke, but I’m too lazy to think one – go ahead and post one for me if you like.

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There are many songs that I like that I can’t stand the artist singing.  It happens.  You listen to a cool song, you like and you look for it on The Net then you go, “WTF?!  THIS PERSON sings the song????”  Then you’re left with a weird feeling in your stomach like you accidentally fucked your hot cousin while you all drunk as shit after the wedding bash and then wondering thereafter “Did she like it?” but you don’t have the guts to call her because just bringing it up in conversation would  probably make you throw up.

… …

… uh, hypothetically speaking, of course…

Anyhoo, I like this song.  Too bad I can’t stand Enrique Iglesias.  No really.  Worse, I can’t make fun of his stupid ass mole since he apparently paid that quarter for a rat to gnaw it off (well good for the rat, they don’t get enough human flesh to eat).  Worse still this song is so fuckin’ auto-tuned to hell that you can’t even tell its him.  So its kinda like a SURPRISE – GOT YOU!  Kinda like that time you accidentally fucked that gay cousin…

….uh … lets forget I mention that, huh?

So then I see the video and … well, its sucks.  Even for an Iglesias video, its sucks (which is saying s0mething).  Basically, its him and another guy (rapper Bulldog or something) and they’re the only two guys in the club.  Dancing, drinking and pillow fights(?) abound and at the end he leaves – alone.  Apparently, he didn’t realize it was “Ladies Night” so he leaves empty handed.

Of course the most disturbing part of the video is at 1:05 where here motions a finger towards his mouth and sings “I like it!”

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SUBTLE.  Enjoy(??).

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Ok – I ate two filets but damn those things are small.  And with two beers (tall boys) they don’t last long in the tummy.  Fortunately, I’ve got two more!!  I’ll be back but till then there’s a quick post I threw together.  Plus this way to let you know I’m still alive. 

Chloe Sevigny; HBO’s Emmy Party (08/29/2010)

Not great, but I post her only because I’d let her suck my dick while filming it for an ‘artsy-fartsy’ movie.  Just throwing that out there Chloe.  Call me. 

Taylor Momsen; On The Set Of ‘Gossip Girl” (08/30/2010)

And apprently trying to lower the legal age limit at the same time.  Well, I guess a girl’s gotta have a hobby.  Also, I’m guessing the odds of that guy being within 2 years of her age is zero.

Jessica Alba; Late Show With David Letterman (08/30/2010)

Apparently, Jessica has the ability to transmorgrify her clothing.  BEGONE DEVIL!  GET BEHIND ME SATAN!

Nelly Furtado; Orange Warsaw Festival (08/29/2010)

I was never a fan of the ‘hippie” Nelly.  Apparently, neither we too many people; which is why she changed her image.  For the better, I say.  In this case – I would pump that ass SOOOOOOO HARD.  In my world, I do her while she was singing “Maneater”.  Not her song, either – the Hall and Oates one – “Oh oh here she comes…” 

Reason 1 Why I Won't Get To Heaven

Relax – don’t let the title fool you … well not entirely.  I’m not loco in the coco or anything like that and I have not desire to play chess with Death (besides I’m not Swedish so I doubt, I’d understand him)*

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Don't worry - they get better than this...

Sorry for not having something up yesterday.  I was thinking… 

(note: those playing at home, when Chaoz thinks – its usually means some weird shits gonna happen).

So to make up for it here is the Eternal Summer post I MEANT to post yesterday.

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Lets see how long I can stay awake!  (He says after 2 margaritas and 4 beers – oh and 1 codeine)

Aproppo to nothing; I’d just like to point out that two of my favorite quotes come from Oliver Stone‘s Nixon (1995)

1.  Pres. Nixon (while looking at a portrait of Kennedy) -  “When they look at you, they see what they want to be. When they look at me, they see what they are.”

2.  Henry Kissinger (during Nixon’s resignation speech) – Can you imagine what this man would be like had anyone ever loved him?

By and by; I’m about as ‘left’ as you can get in the US but Stone gave us the near impossible – a sympathetic Nixon.

Just sayin’ …

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