Finally the weekend is here.  Had inventory this week.  How did it go?  Well this song should give you an idea.

And if you know me, you should figure it out

Oh yeah, had this blasting out my rolled down windows (a/c still broken) and out-blasted some dipshit playing the latest rap crap.     Funny, didn’t realize my stereo could get that loud!!

Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a man of wealth and taste
I’ve been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man’s soul and fate

What’s my name?
Tell me, baby, what’s my name?
Tell me, sweetie, what’s my name?

In ‘honor’ of me receiving my DOM card, I thought we’d take a gander at some young ladies.  I’ll let you all handle the math dept…. [edit. and search the dob] ;P Read more »

"At this point, my neck moved downward so fast I created a sonic boomlet."

Okay, since Prometheus here has decided to do the incredibly @#$^  and cohab with his ex-ex.  We’re going countdown style now.  In case you’re wondering, the date is 01/31/2013.  Date might actually be a few days sooner but I’ll worry about that later. Read more »

Sometimes you hear a song you hadn’t heard in a while …. and it all makes sense. 

You see ‘em comin’ at you every night
Strung on pretension, they fall for you at first sight
You know their business, you think it’s a bore
They make you restless, it’s nothin’ you ain’t seen before
Get around town, spend your time on the run
You never let down, say you do it for fun
Never miss a play, though you make quite a few
You give it all away – everybody wants you

You crave attention, you can never say “no”
Throw your affections any way the wind blows
You always make it, you’re on top of the scene
You sell the copy like the cover of a magazine
Puttin’ on the eyes ’til there’s nobody else
You never realize what you do to yourself
The things that they see make the daily reviews
You never get free – everybody wants you

Everybody knows you
Everybody snows you
Everybody needs you, leads you, bleeds you

Nights of confusion and impossible dreams
Days at the mirror, patchin’ up around the seams
You got your glory, you paid for it all
You take your pension in loneliness and alcohol
Say goodbye to conventional ways
You can’t escape the hours, you lose track of the days
The more you understand, seems the more like you do
You never get away – everybody wants you

Well I’m still fighting off these allergies (and most certainly a nasal infection at this time) and I’m supposed to be ‘getting busy’ in a few days.  I hate not feeling well yet I can’t pass up a chance at getting laid.  Oh decisions, decisions.  Get well?  Get laid? Read more »

Really, this is what Heaven should look like

ah-CHOO! Read more »

This is ‘not’ a video of Tulisa Contostalvos who is ‘not’ a UK singer and who is ‘not’ a judge on the UK X-factor and who’s dad was ‘not’ a member of Mungo Jerry (small world, eh?)

So this is ‘not’ Tulisa sucking cock (and ‘not’ doing a good job of it, if I may say so – plus slapping a penis on your face equals +100 “respect” points (note the quotes)).

Enjoy!

This isn’t the official video of Goodbye Stranger though I could see it being it.  Just a guy, and his Harley – in Greece.

Seriously, that’s as close you can get to sex without actual sex. Or perhaps not, still that’s sounds just fuckin’ awesome!

Tell me you would NOT fuck that!!  

As anyone with two brain cells and enough sophistication to read this blog (ok so I forgot take my lithium) know, I love two things very much: redheads and large natural tits. Read more »

Me drinking (in a former life)

It occurred to me that some one you may have thought that PROMETHEUS was simply a matter of changing my name and begin cleaning up the traces of myself for further use. Read more »